Peyton Manning’s Face

I completely enjoyed the Super Bowl last night…and I wasn’t expecting to all that much.  While I will cheer for anyone who is playing the Colts, I’m not much of Saints fan (although I have decided that I like Drew Brees a lot)., and if I’m being honest, I really thought the Colts would win.  So, going into the Big Game, I was just looking forward to the commercials and the BBQ Jalapeno Poppers.

The game ended up being a really exciting one, but what drew me to the screen most was Peyton Manning’s face, and not because I think it’s particularly good looking.  No, I had a sort of bet with myself after a while to see if at any time the camera would catch him with any other face other than the pouty, surly, someone-stole-my-lollipop face that he always wears.  I also had a good time coming up with what he might be thinking at any given time the camera caught him.  It turned out that I had a lot of chances to do this because the camera was on Peyton Manning a lot.  A whole lot.

Here’s what his face looked like before the game…

I am so mad!  I just found out that one expert out of 247 picked the Saints to win.”

Here’s what Peyton looked like during Carrie Underwood’s singing of the National Anthem…

“Why didn’t they ask me to sing the National Anthem?”

Here’s Peyton walking onto the field while his teammates are still on the sidelines, in a huddle, chanting and getting pumped up for the game…

“Silly, pagan rituals.  They should spend their time watching more film and studying play books instead of jumping around like fools.”

While not a shot of his face, this was taken right after he threw a touchdown pass, giving the Colts a 10-0 lead…

Nice catch, chump.  Next time, though, I’m going to both throw it and catch it, so I only need you to block for me.  Got it?”

Here’s Peyton right after the Colts kicker missed a field goal attempt…

“I told them to let me kick it.  Now look what has happened.”

And then here’s Peyton, in the locker room, after they lost…

“Shoot.  I probably lost at least three commercial deals over this.”

Finally, here’s what Peyton is going to look like for the entire off-season…

Poor Peyton.  It almost makes me want to send him some of the BBQ Jalapeno Poppers.  Almost.

 

 

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The Pirate’s Plunder, January 2010

Pirates do a lot of things (except for the vegetable types), and plundering happens to be one of them.  For pirates of old, the purpose of plundering was to get things at little or no cost to the pirate.  Now, of course, we all know that what those pirates were doing was illegal…not to mention mean.  And in the end, it did, often, end up costing the pirate quite a bit:  eyes, legs, lives, reputations, etc.

Well, here at The Pirate Mom Dot Com we don’t condone that kind of plundering for reasons of morals and safety.  But we do condone a more modern…and legal…type of plundering:  ruthless and cutthroat bargain hunting!  Argh!

I’ve been writing a little bit for the past several months about my couponing adventures and such, but for the sake of encouragement, to both myself and any interested readers, I thought I might post monthly about my plundering conquests.  I’ve always been a bargain shopper when it came to clothing, items for my home, things for the kids, etc., but as for groceries, with the exception of buying non-name brand items, I pretty much just bought what I needed, when I needed it, without much thought to what I was paying for those products.  Now, with a little bit of time set aside each week, for coupon organizing and carefully planned grocery shopping trips and a lot of help from the website www.southernsavers.com , I’ve made MAJOR dents in our grocery bills.

Here’s a breakdown of this month’s shopping:

Early in January, our household was in need of a lot of groceries!  We had been out of town for a week for Christmas, and basically all we had left were some two-week old gingerbread men, so I had some major shopping to do.  On a Saturday I went to two different grocery stores in order to get the best deals, Publix and then Kroger.  At Publix I spent $47.30 and saved $64.02.  The weekly BoGos (Buy-One-Get-One-Free) really help with the savings at that store.  Here’s how the savings broke down…

Remember Publix stores in most areas will accept competitor coupons, and they double coupons up to $0.50 in value.

At Kroger, the damage was not as great.  Kroger has the better prices for things that are not on sale, so I bought quite a bit more there at regular price.  Like I said, I was desperate to get our pantry back in order, so I had to spend $123.72, and I only saved $32.90.

Our Kroger also doubles coupons in the same manner as Publix, but they do not accept competitor’s coupons.  Also, when you spend certain amounts at the stores, you can get a little bit of a discount at their gas stations, which we use almost exclusively.  After these two trips, we were set for many meals at home, with only the occasional milk or deal-seeking runs.

About mid-month, Publix had a particularly good ad, and I was able to spend $66.49 and save $86.94.  I saved almost $20 more than I spent!

On this particular trip, I was seriously tempted to give up couponing altogether, because my overly friendly cashier was so impressed with my savings that she insisted on high-fiving me and announcing to several other customers, baggers and cashiers about my successes.  Then they all applauded me.  I was momentarily embarrassed, but then I decided to just swallow my pride and take it like a pirate.  I was plundering…clap if you must, people.

Right before the end of the month I made one more trip to each store.  At Kroger, I spent $43.41 and saved $40.78.

Then I had another banner week at Publix where I spent $95.09 and saved $94.83.

Again, I had the zealous cashier, who remembered me this time and almost called me by name (“Karen”), high-fived me again, and made a little trumpet with her hands before she announced…loudly…what I had saved.  I’m fully expecting for her to get on the loud speaker the next time I go through her line.  Oh well….it’s better than at Kroger where they sigh and roll their eyes when you hand them your stack of coupons.

Okay, so I spent a grand total of  $376.01 for the month.  That includes everything:  food, snacks, diapers, toiletries…you name it.  It doesn’t include a couple of runs for essentials like bread or milk, but even with those things you’re looking at about $400 a month for a family of five (six, if you count Clara).  Not bad, if I do say so myself.

On another note, January is good time of year to scour the clearance racks.  Retail stores are wanting to clear their shelves for their new inventory, so you can find some deep discounts on clothes, toys and other things.  I’m always on the look out for clothes for Cap’n Jack Henry in particular, since he’s the fastest growing pirate around here.  Here are a few things I found this month…

Pirate pajamas at Target….

Even at the full price of $15, I’m not sure I could have resisted, but I only paid…

$3.74…can you believe that plunder?!

This is a little off-topic, but can you help me settle something here?  Look at this…

Is that another pirate mom, or just a very effeminate male pirate?  These are the things that keep me awake at night.

Then I also picked up a couple of tee-shirts that he can wear this spring (or even now layered with a long-sleeve shirt)…

I paid about $4 for the baseball one, and $1.74 for the superhero one.  Gosh…for $1.74 I would have bought him one with Strawberry Shortcake on it!  (Just kidding, Big D.)

Goodwill stores are a great place for plunder.  I found these shoes for $3, and they still had a regular store’s tag on them, so I’m assuming were never worn.

Now, if the little turkey would just start walking, they would be useful for something other than just a fashion statement.

Please feel free to share about your own plunderings.  I’d love to hear about them, and I’m sure other pirate shoppers out there would too!

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Movie of the Week: Faith Like Potatoes

Last Sunday we couldn’t make it to church because our driveway, which is at least a 45 degree angle, was a solid sheet of ice.  Even if we could have managed to slide safely down the drive, all the roads we take to our church were also covered with ice because we live in the state of Tennessee which owns all of about five snow plows.  So, we all grabbed our Snuggies and cuddled on the sofa to watch this film, which I had picked up before Christmas at a Christian bookstore for $5.

Faith Like Potatoes is based on the true story of a Scottish farmer, Angus Buchan, living with his family, first in Zambia and later in South Africa.  The movie follows the ups and downs of his farming and family life in a land that is wrought with hardships and violence.  It also highlights the spiritual journey of Angus, a man who struggles with doubt, substance abuse, and a hot-headed Scottish temper.

I will fully admit that I was not expecting to like Faith Like Potatoes as much as I did.  While the film is simply made, with no well-known actors or over-the-top special effects, the simple, believable story draws you in early on, and you find yourself cheering for Angus and his family to ultimately “make it”.

Highlights:

  • Even without the glitz and glamour of Hollywood, the movie doesn’t feel cheap and the acting was decent.
  • The cinematography of the landscapes is beautiful.
  • The story is the real gold nugget of this movie.  It is inspirational, and I’d be surprised if you don’t find yourself talking about how it has challenged you and your own family in the matters of faith, prayer, and evangelism.

Low points:

  • The film feels a little sluggish in parts and overall, it’s just a bit long.  It simply needed better editing but is still worth watching despite that criticism.
  • Sometimes I found it a little difficult to understand what some of the characters were saying with their Scotish and South African accents.  This was minimal for me, but kids in particular, might struggle with this.  I guess you could always turn the subtitle option on if it got too distracting.
  • As far as watching with your kids, the movie is free from any bad language or any inappropriate material.  I don’t want to give away anything, but towards the end of the movie, there is one scene of violence that might bother some children.  I’d advise that if you’re unsure, to preview it first.  The scene could be easily skipped on a DVD player, and one would not necessarily lose the essence of the story.

This movie is might be a little hard to find in your local video store, but it can be purchased in many places on-line, and like I said earlier, I got my copy at a Christian bookstore.  It’s definitely worth the hunt!

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The Pioneer/Pirate Project: Come Cook with Me!

I had an idea.  Sometimes, when you’ve been snowed and iced in for four days, that happens, I guess.

Remember this movie review for Julie and Julia?  Well, after I saw that movie, I had a natural inclination to want to cook through a cookbook and blog about it too.  Julia Child’s book on French cooking is way, way, way beyond me.  So I kept perusing my shelves, trying to decide which one to tackle, when it suddenly hit me that the Pioneer Woman’s cookbook would be perfect!  She’s a blogger.  I feel like over the past three or so years that I’ve read her blog that I’ve watched her become famous.  Her recipes can be a tad challenging at times, but they are attainable…especially with her mouth-watering photography.  And, most importantly, pioneer, pirate, and project all begin with the letter P, and I’m in love with alliteration.  Perfect! (Ha!  Another P!)

But then I had another idea!  (Remember:  four days…snow and ice…a long, long game of RISK with the kids)  What’s the fun in cooking through a book by yourself?  Wouldn’t it be more fun if others joined in?  Wouldn’t it be like the biggest party if you had a whole posse participating with you? (Sorry…I really can’t stop with the P’s.)

So, do you want to join me?  Here’s a sort of outline of what I had in mind….

  • Every other week, probably on Monday or Tuesday at the latest I would post which recipe I’m going to make.  I will post the title and page number and the link, if it’s also on her website.
  • Then sometime over the next week (I will probably be doing mine over the weekend) we all cook up the recipe and serve it to our families or our friends or our neighbors or our postal carriers.
  • I will then post about the experience….the good, the bad, and the ugly.  If you have also joined in, then you can post about your experience in the comments section and hopefully some lively, fun discussions will ensue.
  • You can also send me some pictures via e-mail, kellie@thepiratemom.com .  It might be the finished product.  It might be your spouse’s satisfied smile.  It might be your kitchen stacked with dirty dishes.  Or, best of all, it might be you covered in flour or tomato sauce or the like.  Whatever you want to share, send it to me, and I’ll add it to my post.
  • Then I will post the next assignment, and the whole process will begin again.
  • You don’t have to cook every recipe to participate.  Feel free to float in out as you choose.
  • Anyone can join:  bloggers, non-bloggers, men, women,  kids (with parents’ permission, of course), Republicans, Democrats, pioneers, or pirates…just come join us in completely trashing the kitchen every once in a while for the sake of education and a good time!

Her cookbook is pretty easy to find.  It’s available at most major bookstores.  You can also purchase it here or here or about a dozen other places on-line.

For our first recipe, I chose the very first one in the book.  It is The BBQ Jalapeno Poppers, and it is found on pps. 14-15 of the book, in the Starters section.  I thought these would be perfect for the Super Bowl this Sunday, especially if Peyton Manning is sacked twelve times and the Colts lose 521-3.

Many of her recipes are also on her website, and the poppers are one of them.  I thought this one might be good to start with, so that anyone who wants to join would have time to get the book.  So, if you need it, here’s the on-line link:

BBQ Jalapeno Poppers

Sound fun?  Want to join?  I hope so, but even if I don’t have any takers, I’m still gonna’ do it and blog about it because, ya’ know, I had that idea and all…

Leave me a comment, and let me know if you’re up for the P/PP!  And feel free to grab my picture above and link to the post in order to share with your friends.  The more the merrier!

This blog post was brought you by the letter P.  Thank you.

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FBF: True Story…Scout’s Honor!

Welcome to Flashback Friday!

Once, a long time ago, Big D saved his older sister’s life.  I have heard this story many times over the years, but just recently came across a fun visual to go along with the story.

My sister and Indiana Mimi were on the phone, and for fun, were googling all of our names to see what came up.  Well, when they googled Big D’s name, they found this…

What you’re looking at is page 41 of Boy’s Life Magazine (a publication of the Boy Scouts of America), the February 1980 edition.  Big D vaguely remembered that this was printed but did not have a copy.  Big D’s mom is a little unsure if they ever had a copy of it since they were being transferred from overseas back to the States near the time of the publication.  So everyone had a lot of fun looking this over and remembering that eventful day.

I was unsuccessful at being able to copy the pictures, even though the page provides you with a copyable URL and an embed code, so being the technological wizard that I am, I simply photographed my computer screen.  The quality is probably a little off, but I think you get the general idea of what happened….

First, Amy’s (who is looking an awfully lot like Bonny Annie with short hair instead of her usual long, brown, straight self) poncho caught fire, which is strongly emphasized by the publication.

Then, Damon, using his Boy Scout instincts, went to help.

He successfully put out the fire by rolling her on the ground and beating the tar out of her…something every eight year-old boy dreams of being able to do to his older sister.

In the end, that cute kid was awarded the Medal of Merit.

 

Every time this story ever comes up, though, Amy always maintains that Big D kept thumping her long after the flames died away.  She always says it with a chuckle since, after all, she is still alive and not charred like a crisp piece of bacon.

Good job, Little Damon….er…I mean Big D!

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Nice Pirates

An oxymoron?  I think not. 

Nice pirates are out there.  The Veggie Tale pirates are nice…albeit a bit lazy. 

Captain Feathersword, of the Wiggles, is nice.

Now, don’t tell anyone this, okay?  But Indiana Mimi kinda has a thing for Captain Feathersword.  Shhhh….

Smee was almost nice.

And, then of course, there’s Jack Sparrow…

He’s nice…nice looking anyway.  At least that’s what Bonny Annie tells me.  I only have eyes for Admiral Big D.

I’m nice.  Most of the time.  My kids are laughing right now, and I don’t know why.  Excuse me while I go make them walk the plank.

But do you know who is the nicest of all pirates?  Do you know who wins the Nice Pirate of the Day Award?

The pirates over at the restaurant, Queen Anne’s Revenge, that I blogged about here a couple of weeks ago!  After I published that blog entry, do you know what they did?  They sent me that tee shirt I was pining for.  Can you believe that?!

Thank you soooooo much to everyone at Queen Anne’s on Daniel’s Island, SC (especially Lorraine)!  Now, I truly do feel like a….

 

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Pants on the Ground, My Version

The other day when Cap’n Jack Henry was playing in the living room, I had an inspiration for a ground-breaking new song.

Here’s how it goes…

“Pants on the ground…

pants on the ground, …

lookin’ kinda’ cool with your pants on the ground…

New teeth in your mouth…

Your little frown turned sideways…

You’re lookin’ kinda cool with your pants on the ground…”

You know, I have the strangest feeling this song could be a hit!

(…and if you are one of the few Americans left that have no idea what I’m talking about and think I’ve actually lost my mind, here ya’ go…

 

Or, if you prefer, here is the formerly Super Bowl-bound Brett Farve singing it in the locker room…

 

Unfortunately, that little ditty didn’t help his performance against the Saints.)

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Meet My Pastor

…and his wife.  They are David and Natanya.

They are a nice, sweet, quiet couple who are doing an excellent job leading our church.  They have five children under the age of seven.  That has nothing to do with this post really, but I just thought you should know that.

Last Saturday our church held a variety show.  We do that every few years.  Some acts are serious and quite good.  Other acts are hysterical.  Many acts are a combination of the two.

The last time our church had a variety show was when this couple was candidating at our church.  I guess we felt like they should know what they were possibly getting themselves into.  They smiled politely at the acts and chuckled when appropriate, and then they took the job.  That was a little over three years ago.

Well, the Variety Show 2010 was almost over.  The final act was announced.  The lights were dimmed, and then this is what we all saw…

 

What makes the skit even more amusing…and valid…is that David’s family was actually Amish until he was about eight years-old.

So, if you ever find yourself in my neck of the woods, come visit my church…if you dare.

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The GOOD Toy: Usborne’s “That’s Not My_______ ” Books

I know that technically books are not toys, but they are if you are fourteen months old, and these books have demonstrated excellent qualities as both books AND toys in our household.

First of all, I don’t think I’ve ever met an Usborne book that I haven’t liked.  We own TONS of Usborne books thanks to our main school curriculum Sonlight.  They use a lot of their books, especially for science.  So the Usborne reputation preceded the arrival of this line of books to our home.

My sister bought two of the above for Cap’n Jack Henry for his birthday in November and then another one for Christmas, and there is not another book in this house that entertains him more.

Let’s take a look….

The cover is the first page of the story.  Every page then goes through a series of four or five things that are not ours.  In essence we are looking for our thing…whatever it is.  In this case, it’s our pirate, and as you can see, the one on the cover is not ours because his scarf is too rough.  You can then touch the scarf and feel for yourself.  Yep, too rough.  Not our pirate.  (Not to mention that guy is waaaaaay too wimpy looking to be our pirate.)

Page after chunky page we look for our pirate, but there’s always some tactical clue that the pirate is an imposter.  This one has a shiny cutlass, but from the look of his cheek, I’d say it was perhaps too sharp.

And then, finally, on the last page, we find what we are looking for…

Our very own pirate…

We know he’s ours because his beard is so fluffy (and he has a skull and crossbones on his hat…always a sure sign).  *Contented sigh*

As far as quality, they are superior to most board books.  First of all, the textured pieces are very secure.  Your baby or toddler will not be able to rip off the beard or make scratches in the cutlass or whatever.  Secondly, the pages are very thick.  Jack Henry can turn them on his own very easily, and his little razor-teeth can’t, no matter how hard he tries, bite off a chunk.

The other books we own are…

and…

They run about $9 a piece, would entertain up to about a four or five year-old and can be purchased here or here or here.

I am definitely going to be adding to our collection soon.  I can’t wait to find out who our monster is and which snowman belongs to us.  Compelling stuff, indeed!

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Bonny Annie’s Dream-Come-True

Last week Bonny Annie went to a weekend camp with our church.  She was soooooo excited.

Why was she excited?  Well, there were many reasons.  The fact that this was her first time to go away to camp was at the top of the list.  Other reasons included…

Being able to meet new friends…

Praise and worship sessions…

The challenge to draw closer to God…

Hanging out with and getting to know better some of the adult volunteers from our church…

Getting to be on the same Foosball team with Pastor David…

Yes, all of  these reasons caused her to anticipate the trip.  But do you know what she was most excited about?  What she was most looking forward to experiencing?

Her first ride on a REAL school bus!

I tell ya’…these home schooled kids are so deprived…

…and weird.

(A special thanks to Big D for going on the retreat too and providing all the photographs seen here.  There’s nothing quite like going to youth camp with your photographer dad trailing you like the papparazzi.)

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