Especially in white pants.  Geez Louise, would you look at all that mess?!

And you wonder why we call him Dirty Harry (besides the fact that he often tries to bathe without using soap).  Is that mustard?

I have to get to the bottom of this.

Oh my.

I might not have these woes, if Harrison didn’t feel it necessary to slide into every base to which he runs.  In the very few games he has not had the opportunity to slide, as soon as the game is over and they’ve all shaken hands, he slides.  For no reason other than to haunt my existence with dirt, grime and sweat.

Why do they make white pants for Little League anyway?  Whoever thought that up needs to be drawn and quartered.  Well, okay…maybe nothing quite so severe.  How about slapped around a little?  Or maybe they just need to buy every mother a lifetime supply of this…

…because it’s the only thing I know of that makes him look like this again…

Let it be known that immediately after the snapping of this photo, he slid.  That little sucker.