Some Things That DO NOT Go Together

1. Vacation and blogging

              Sorry, people, but I tried.  Even with a laptop in tow, I’m useless while vacationing obviously.  

      2.  Lack of sleep and blogging

      3.  Black and navy blue

            It just doesn’t work, and I’m always baffled that people still try this combination.  No, no, no.  I have always been a little freaky about color combos, but if I were teaching a color-matching class, this would be lesson #1.

           4.  Me and Big D on Facebook using the live chat feature

             Can you say “Argghhhh”?

       5.  Clara and long car trips

             I’m still trying to figure out how a little 15 pound dog can regurgitate 30 pounds of vomit…

       6.  Big D and jet lag

       7.  Me and Big D’s jet lag

       8.  Angelina Jolie and Billy Bob Thornton

       9.  Jack Henry and teething pain

    10.  Me and Jack Henry’s teething pain

    11.  Bacon and chocolate

            I actually saw the two paired together in a candy bar at World Market while in Charleston.  Yuck.  The chocolate with sea salt, however, was to die for.  It’s like a chocolate covered pretzel without the pretzel.

And that’s all I have at the moment, because we’re still dealing with the jet lag and teething pain, and my brain power is down to about 45%.  I plan on getting back to my regular blog schedule this week.  Maybe.

So, what do you think doesn’t go together?