The following is based on a true story….

Once upon a time, in a land far, far away, a home schooling pirate mom woke up to her dining room table looking like this….

She was a nice, neat pirate, who liked order and cleanliness.  She was an unusual pirate.

Innocently, she called her pirate children down for a day of school and said, “Today, children, we are going to decorate covers for our notebooks.”

So that’s what the children did.  Her children, however, were ordinary pirates who enjoyed mess, mayhem and gore.

When they were finished, the pirate mom’s table looked like this…

…and the pirate mom screamed, and cried, and gnashed her teeth, and said, “Now we have to go eat dinner at Cracker Barrel because we can’t see the top of our table.”

The End.