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Chilly and Chili

Yesterday Dirty Harry woke up to declare it was freezing.  I had left a window open upstairs, and I think it dipped down into the 50s overnight.  It doesn’t help him any that he slept in his shiny basketball shorts and minus a shirt.  I told him to get some clothes on.

“What’s the high?” he asked.

“Oh, about 68, I think,” I answered.

“68?!  Is it going to snow?” he queried incredulously.

Oh brother.  Skinny boys raised in the south.  I ended our ridiculous conversation by telling him to get his parka on and get down stairs for school.

Big D was thrilled about the nip in the air.  “It’s my first sweater vest day of the season!” he declared before leaving for work.

Autumn is my favorite season for many reasons, and one of them is comfort food, and there isn’t any better comfort food than chili!

I have a crockpot cookbook with no less than 24 different chili recipes.  I have tried a lot of them, but the one pictured above is the one I come back to over and over again (after a good tweaking of course).  If you ever visit my house between the months of September and April, I will probably make this for you.  It is great to make on a school night because it is easy, yet hearty.  It will feed a small army.  My kids, who don’t like spicy food in general, will eat it.  Big D and I, who do like spicy food, find it satisfying.

So in honor of cool breezes, dazzling blue skies, changing leaves and Al Gore, I share with you my chili recipe….

The Pirate Mom’s Hearty Chili

1 small onion, chopped

2 ribs of celery, sliced thinly

1 lb. ground beef

2  14 oz. cans pinto beans, undrained

1  14 oz. can black beans, undrained (You can actually use whatever combo of canned beans you like.)

1  14 oz. can diced tomato

2  14 oz. cans tomato sauce

1 green pepper, chopped

1 TBSP sugar

1 tsp salt

2 tsp. Italian seasoning

1 TBSP chili powder (or to taste if you’d like a little more kick)

  1. Brown onion, celery and beef in a skillet.  Pour into slow cooker.
  2. Add remainin ingredients.  Mix well.
  3. Cover.  Cook on low 8 hours.

That’s it.  Simple, simple, simple and good, good, good.   We like ours over rice or with Fritos or crackers.  You also MUST top it with shredded cheddar cheese and a dollop of sour cream.  It is incomplete without those two things.

Now go forth and enjoy some chili….and some chilly!

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The Winner…Finally.

I am a moron.  A very busy moron.  Yesterday I got busy teaching about the Pilgrims, possessive nouns, and the planets (Huh…look at that….all P’s!).  At one point I was neck deep in some homemade chicken and dumplings.  I also fed a baby nine times.  The rest of my time I spent avoiding folding the two loads of laundry that are draped across a chest in my bedroom for the fourth day in a row.  And I forgot about my contest.  Again.  Sorry.

So before Big D left for work this morning, I enlisted his help to pick a winner.

First, I put the entries inside his Titan’s hat because the Lord knows they need to be associated with winning in some way, shape or form.

Then Big D reached in to pick the winner.

Then I told him to stop because I wanted to video tape it. 

I’m glad she won.  I think she’s faithfully entered every contest I’ve held, and she’s never won once.

Congratulations Debbles!  I’ll send your prize off shortly!

Gift Cards, Gift Cards Everywhere and Not a Cent for Me.

I understand those poor sailors from Coleridge’s poem.

My daughter, Bonny Annie, received approximately 42 gift cards for her recent 13th birthday, most of which were for Target.  And she won’t let me use them.  Not even one.

It’s not fair.  We go into Target, my favorite store.  I buy trash bags, baby cereal, coffee creamer.  She buys lip gloss, Converse tennis shoes, a cool hat.

I say,  “Bonny Annie, let’s go look at stuff on the scrapbook aisle.”

She says, “But Pirate Mom, I don’t scrapbook.”

“But I do,” I reply.

“Mom, you haven’t scrapbooked since 2007.”  And then she adds a funky scarf to her shopping basket.

Cruel.  It’s cruel, I tell you.  I mean she wouldn’t even have a birthday if it weren’t for me.  I should get something!

I’d download some Fray songs with that one, and maybe a little Jim Croce.

Don’t even get me started with what I could do with that one.  Oh, the injustice.

I have Monday morning plastic envy.

(Please forgive me for not having posted the contest results yet.  I will do it later today.  My weekend was a little busier than I had anticipated.  Sorry…)

FBF: I Survived Hurricane Hugo….Twenty Years Ago.

Welcome to Flashback Friday!

When you live in Charleston, SC for any length of time, you get used to hurricanes.  They are a regular part of life there.  During August and September, you watch the weather religiously, make runs to the store for batteries, bread, peanut butter, bottled water, and duct tape, and get ready for a day…maybe two…off school or work.  Usually by the time the hurricane makes landfall, it has weakened to category 1 status, or more than likely been demoted to a tropical storm.  We would then just sit around, wait for the elevated storm to hit, watch TV until the power went out for an hour or two, and if it was night time, go to bed.  The next morning we’d get up and pick up what little bit of debris had blown into our yard, go find our trash cans that had blown a few houses away, eat the peanut butter and Cheetos, and go on with our lives.

When the weather people started tracking Hurricane Hugo in September of 1989, I was almost seventeen years old and had just started my senior year of high school.  I lived in Summerville, which was about thirty minutes inland from the coast of South Carolina.  And I pretty much ignored everything about their reports until they canceled school the day before it was to make landfall.  When I was finally forced to pay attention, I realized, along with everyone else that Hugo was pretty scary.  It was huge for one thing, and it had built up to a category 5 over the Atlantic ocean.  It was a monster, and it was out to eat Charleston alive.

My last experience with a hurricane of any consequence was Hurricane David, which hit Charleston in 1979.  While it wreaked havoc on the Dominican Republic, by the time it hit us, it was just a baby hurricane and only caused minimal damage.  But to an almost-seven year-old, it seemed pretty fierce…especially since our power went out for the night.  And especially since it marked the time I first saw a naked man.  My dad was on sea duty, and during hurricanes, all the ships had to head out to the ocean, since that’s safer for them than being docked.  Well, in the early evening hours, our shed in the backyard blew over, so my mom called our neighbor, Jim, who was home.  We all watched him run out into the pounding rain in his rubber boats and rain slicker to retrieve our shed, when all of sudden the wind caught the front of his coat, and we discovered that Jim had nothing on under said slicker.  The next thing I knew my mom was pushing me away from the window.  That’s about all I remember of Hurricane David.

So, on September 21, 1989, I just parked myself in front of the TV and worked myself into a frenzy all afternoon.  By nightfall when the wind started to pick up and the rain began to fall, I was pretty convinced that we were all going to die.

During the actual storm, I don’t remember a whole lot.  We had brought a mattress into our foyer area, which was the safest because it was the innermost part of our little duplex, and it was the furthest away from any windows.  I remember we had our radio, which was running on batteries by now, tuned to Q107, the only station that was still on the air.  I remember when it finally went fuzzy it felt like the world had ended.  I remember it was incredibly loud.  I thought that any moment the roof was going to peel off. 

I don’t remember how much time passed, but gradually it began to die down, and the eye was passing over.  It was eerily quiet.  We took our flashlights and went outside.  I think it was around midnight, but nearly the entire neighborhood was outside trying to see the damage.  We couldn’t see much, but there were branches everywhere.  Our old Dodge Aries, which we had prayed would have a tree land on it, was standing unharmed.

We went back inside to await the backside of the storm, which according to the meteorologists would probably be even stronger than the frontside.  The noise, which sounded like freight trains, started up again.  I fell asleep.

The next morning we couldn’t leave our neighborhood.  Huge trees had fallen and were blocking the main road out and in.  It wouldn’t be until the next day that we could drive anywhere.  We had no water, electricity or phone.

Our home was basically undamaged.  When we were finally able to leave, we cautiously drove around and were awed by the destruction.  It didn’t seem like the Charleston area could ever be the same. 

Cars were piled on top of one another in parking lots everywhere.

Sailboats fared even worse.

Beach houses were flattened.

Where I lived, most of the damage was from trees and the water that came in where the trees fell.  The damage all over the state was indescribable.

The next few weeks were interesting to say the least.

We had water after just a couple of days, but it was ice cold and smelled and tasted like pine.  The phones came on sometime within a week, and that made my nearly seventeen year-old heart sing.  We didn’t have power for about a week, but it seemed like a month.  I remember I was lying on our sofa reading when all of sudden our TV snapped on, and there was Oprah Winfrey.  I could have kissed Oprah right then.

I was out of school for about three weeks.  Our football field was damaged, and we didn’t have another home game that season.  Our homecoming game was played at a different school.  On a Tuesday night.

My mom and I both worked at a clothing store called Hamrick’s.  The front windows had been blown out during the storm and much of the merchandise ruined.  Mom and I went in and worked for a couple of days in water up to our ankles helping to inventory moldy, damp clothes.  It was the hardest, most unpleasant cash I’d ever earned.

Getting gas for the car and groceries was interesting.

I remember going with mom to wait in long, long gas lines.  All of the grocery stores lost power too, so much of the food was spoiling and had to be disposed of.  Mom knew a lady from work whose daughter was the manager of a McDonald’s, and she gave us a whole case of McRib sandwiches.  We had power by then, so we froze them and had those for a long time.  I remember once going with mom to stand in line for free milk.  I felt like a refugee.

At the time, as a self-centered, narcissistic teenager, I felt like my life was over and was very woe-is-me.  Now, as an adult, I’m glad for that experience.  I’m thankful for what it taught me.

I no longer live where hurricanes are a threat.  Yet every time that I hear one is nearing the coast or the gulf I watch with interest, and I pray for those who might be affected, who might lose their homes, their livelihood, their dignity.  I pray that they too would be better for the experience.  I hope they won’t be exposed to any mid-storm flashers.  And maybe….just maybe….they might score a case of McRibs.

 ***And don’t forget….it’s not too late to enter my contest!  It will run until 8pm central tonight.  Details here!***

US Geography: Twenty-five Cents (& a Contest!)

Well, actually it will cost you more like $12.50.

US Geography using state quarters….what could be more simple?  Or fun?

Several years ago, Big D’s dad, whom my children affectionately call “Pa,” started collecting the state quarters for all of his grandchildren.  At the time, I think he had three.  He now has seven, with one more on the way, so it has turned out to be a more costly venture than he first anticipated.  Last year, he presented all the collections in map binders to each child…

We all ooohed and aaahed over them, and then we put them on a shelf and didn’t think about them much…until last week.

I started a state-by-state geography study with Dirty Harry this year.  We are going alphabetically and making a notebook filled with all of our findings of each state.  When we got to Alaska, I found this sheet on the internet….

As you can see, it shows an illustration of the Alaska’s state quarter and then asks some questions, in which your student can answer inductively just by studying the coin.  I thought the concept was pure genius, and you can find sheets for the other states here.  The whole activity got me thinking about the coin collection, and so we got it out and have been pouring over it for the past few days.  Even if you don’t end up using the sheets, you can learn a lot just by studying and discussing the coins themselves.

Here’s the quarter for our state…

All of the quarters list the year the state was admitted to the union.  Some include state nicknames.  Many include symbols, like ours.  Guitars…of course.  I’m actually quite surprised that Elvis wasn’t on ours.

Here is the state where the older kids were born….

It includes the nickname, the state bird (Carolina wren) and the state tree (the Palmetto…what else?).  Half the things in the state of South Carolina are named Palmetto something-or-other, and I think you should know that encounters with Palmetto bugs are some of the most unpleasant experiences you’ll have in your life.

See?  Study of the state quarters sparks all sorts of interesting conversations.

Many quarters depict historical scenes.  Above you can see North Carolina commemorates Kitty Hawk.  Virginia, below, shows the English ships coming to Jamestown…

Other state quarters show famous landmarks, like Arizona and the Grand Canyon…

After a thorough perusal of all the coins, I think my favorite is Connecticut….

I just love that tree!  I’m considering stenciling it on my living room wall.

Because I have this thing for skulls, I think Montana is pretty cool too.

I haven’t had a contest in a while, so I’m giving away one of the map binders like mine (well…it will be fairly close to mine as I’m having a hard time finding the exact match).  If you’d like to be in the running to get one of these cool maps, leave me a comment telling me which state quarter is your favorite.  If you don’t have a favorite, just make it up….I won’t know the difference.  If you want to link to this contest via facebook, twitter, or your own blog site, just let me know that you’ve done that, and I’ll enter you once for however many times you blabbed.  The contest will end Friday at 8pm Eastern, and I’ll announce the winner sometime over the weekend. (Continental US entries only….sorry!)

Oh, and the quarters are NOT included.  I wouldn’t want to rob you the experience of collecting your own!

Magnetic Bear Pee Creamer Campaign

Big D and I were awakened this morning at 4:30 by a loud crashing sound.  I, who was very concerned that someone had perhaps broken into our home, sent Big D to check it out while I dozed back off until he came back to our room.  Apparently, our large magnet board, where I hang magnets from all of our home schooling field trips, detached itself from the wall.  (Interesting that this is located in Dirty Harry’s room on the second floor or our home.  He slept through the entire ordeal, and we were awakened at impact.)  When I asked him what took him so long, he informed me that Clara then decided it was as good a time as any to pee on the kitchen floor.  He was thoroughly awake after magnet board inspection and pee patrol duty, so he just proceeded to get ready for work.  Let me tell you….there’s nothing like starting your Monday at 4:30 AM…especially when urine is involved.

The Bears won yesterday, defeating  last year’s SuperBowl champs, the Pittsburg Steelers.  Finally!  I was off to a very dismal start to the football season, after both the Bears and the Titans lost last week, and then the Titans lost again this weekend.  If the Bears had lost yesterday, I was thinking of picking a favorite and watching the new season of “Dancing with the Stars,” and another reality TV show is the LAST thing I need to add to my life.

Sadly, I used the last of the creamer this morning, and sadly, the last of the creamer equaled about 1/4 of a teaspoon.  So I’m currently drinking my coffee with 2% milk, which is very close to being a crime.  This means I will have to go to the grocery store sometime today, an activity I’ve been avoiding for the past 36 hours.

And, finally, Bonny Annie is running for middle school representative at her tutorial.  The elections are Thursday, which means this is going to be a weird, busy week.  I don’t know how this differs from any other week around here, but I’m just sayin’….

Have a happy, productive Monday free of flying magnets and pee puddles! 

FBF: The Last Dance

Welcome to Flashback Friday!

With Bonny Annie recently turning thirteen, it has me feeling all nostalgic and sappy about her in general (except when she rolls her eyes at me, but that’s  another story altogether).  I stumbled upon some pictures of her when she first started dance classes at age three, and I realized that I had not documented her very last dance recital in May.

Yes, Bonny Annie has decided to hang up her toe shoes.  *Sigh*  She had gotten to a level, after ten years of dance  that the commitment level was going to be too much.  One and half hour classes three times a week, plus membership in the dance company which was an extra class once a week and performances, plus student teaching…..it was just going to be a lot for us if she wanted to also continue with TaeKwonDo and drama.  Not to mention her brother’s TKD classes and baseball!  And also not to mention that we have a baby!

I sort of hemmed and hawed about the whole thing.  I liked the whole girly aspect of ballet….the frilly costumes, the make-up, the bobby pins.  Well, maybe not the bobby pins.   ”But Mom, let’s face it.  I don’t want to be a professional dancer, and that would be the only point in continuing at this point,” she said to me.

She’s a sensible girl.

Now, let’s travel all the way back to the year 2000 and see where it all began…

The above photo was taken May 16, 2000, right after her last class of the year.  She was so proud of her first trophy (and it’s still sitting on her bedside table right now).  I’m so sure of the date because the next day I gave birth to her brother.

And a week later, we had her first recital….

I’m trying to look at the bright side in all of this:  there will be less bobby pins on my floor.

Pocohauntus….Er, I mean Pocahontaus…No It’s Pocahantous…Pocahontas…THERE! I Did It!

My secret is out:  I can’t spell Pocahontas.  I have to look at it every single time.  It’s ridiculous.  And time-consuming.

For history this year, we’ve started a two-year journey on American history.  So the past several weeks have been filled with stories of Native Americans, conquistadors, and Christopher Columbus.  Harrison was assigned to read the Clyde Robert Bulla book, Pocahontas and the Strangers.  I think it would have taken me about six years to write a book about that chick because I would have had to look up her name 649 times.  It may take me two hours just to get through this blog post unless I just continue to call her things like chick or girly or young Indian woman….all of which I know how to spell.

Anyhoo, for the kids’ literature selections this year, I am having them complete some sort of project for each book they read, and for this one I found a whole mess of lapbook activities (link shared below), so he’s been gradually putting one together.  We learned a lot….even things that weren’t included in the book.  Except for how to spell her name.  I will never get that one down.

Dirty Harry decorated the cover with a coloring page depiction of the girl in which we were studying and the correct spelling of her name, executed quite colorfully on the border.  Did you know that Little P was not actually the buxom, leggy creature of Disney’s imagination?  And did you know that there was actually no romance between herself and John Smith?  And did you know that she didn’t actually have conversations with a talking tree? 

On the inside left flap we attached two mini books.  One covered medicine men in general and their functions in Native American tribes.  The other focused on how our heroine and her tribe helped Jamestown.

Above shows a pocket where he included character cards.  On the back of the index card, Harrison wrote some facts about each person.  For example, on our girl’scard, he explains how she eventually goes to England and commits all kinds of fashion faux pas, and how they change her name to Rebecca because they don’t know how to spell that other name either.

The above tri-fold booklet nearly caused a breakdown one afternoon because Harrison thought it was too detailed to color.  He was relieved though that he could answer the questions about her wedding in just a few words.

We included another little mini book on how she saved John Smith’s life.  Now there’s someone with a nice, sensible, easy-to-spell name!

Then at the bottom, we placed two matchbook style books on her childhood and the roles of Native American women in general.

On the side flap, we attached the story of our Indian maiden’s kidnapping.  At least Dirty Harry got the spelling right.

On the back, we have a map showing home girl’s travels to England and a chart where Harrison compared his religious beliefs to those of Native Americans.  Did you know that P-Dawg (I watch waaaaay too much American Idol.) eventually became a Christian?

All in all, it was a fun and informative project!  And here is a link to most of the resources that we used to complete the book:  http://www.homeschoolshare.com/pocahontas.php  The activities were actually based on the d’Aulaire book about you-know-who, but we were able to adapt the ones we wanted to use very easily.

Stand-off.

A few mornings ago, I let Clara out in the backyard at about 7:00.  Usually, I come back in and fix my coffee while she does her business.  On this morning, however, I didn’t see Clara doing her usual sniff-and-search technique over every square inch of the yard, trying to find THE perfect spot to squat.  So I went out to check on her, and the above photo shows what I found.

Clara was frozen, staring at a neighborhood cat, who had just been trying to fish out one of the goldfish that live in our little, pathetic pond.

“Get ‘im, Clara!” I uttered.  Nothing.  Frozen.

Finally, after about a minute, Clara decides to inch a little closer.

This greatly concerned the cat.

Eventually the cat yawned or stretched or something, which spooked Clara, and she came tearing back up to the deck.  Right after this, the real dogs who live in back of us came outside, and the cat fled.

Clara then very bravely went and thoroughly sniffed the area where the cat had been sitting.

And then, hallelujah, she finally peed.

Guard dog? No.

Goofball?  Yes.

At least she’s cute.

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Work Boxes and Dead Celebrities

Work boxes are apparently sweeping the home schooling nation.  As a reader of several home school blogs, this term “work boxes” kept cropping up, and I was like, “What the heck is a work box?!”  So then I did what I always do when I say, “What the heck…?”.  I googled.

Here are a few of the links I found….

http://www.workboxsystem.com/   This is the official work box site, which sells a book by the inventor of the system.

http://www.blogcatalog.com/topic/workboxes/  This is a list of sites and blogs that have posted about their use of the system.

http://dir.blogflux.com/topic/workboxes.html  And another list of links.

I was intrigued by the idea.  Basically, you set up a little center with see-through shoeboxes.  Everyday you put the work your student is to complete in the box, along with the materials they need to complete it (i.e. crayons, glue, etc.).  Your student will then have a visual of exactly what they need to do each day and can work systematically through their box system.

I don’t have the space to set up eighteen or so boxes for Bonny Annie and Dirty Harry, but I still liked the concept, so I modified.  I bought these….

And then I set them up with a pocket for each subject…

Instead of filling it with their daily work, I’m trying to make it work on a weekly basis.

So far, it’s working pretty well, although it still needs a little tweaking for my organizationally challenged children.

My blogging friend Angela from Homeschooling and Loving It said that I could share a picture from her blog of a more traditional workbox system.

Pretty nifty, eh?

And because work boxes are perhaps not the most exciting of blog material, I thought I’d share about a little informal game that my sister Debbie and I have been playing over the past couple of years.  It’s called “Dead Celebrities.”  And basically the object of the game is to try to shock one another with a phone call announcing the death of a celebrity.  So far, I’m winning 3-1 because I called Debbie to tell her about Heath Ledger, Farrah Fawcett, and Steve McNair.  She told me about Michael Jackson.  Technically, I told her about Farrah when she told me about MJ, but it still counts.  And technically, Debbie didn’t know who Steve McNair was, but it still counts too…..mainly because I’m the one that’s making up the rules….mainly because I’m almost six years older than she.

So, are you curious as to who gets the Patrick Swayze point?

No one!

I was talking to Indiana Mimi last night on the phone as I was walking into a Mexican restaurant when she told me the news.  I immediately thought about calling Debbie, but then the smell of salsa hit my nostrils, and I completely forgot about it.  The first thing I thought about this morning was that I forgot to call my sister to tell her of the passing of Johnny Castle (which is another testament to how lame my life really is)!  I called her at 6:30 AM, but she had already heard, so we decided it was a no-pointer.

Indiana Mimi could have the point if she wanted it, but she thinks we’re heartless and callous to be playing a game like this, so I don’t think she will want it.  Oh well.  Her loss.


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