1. The baby may kick his legs constantly, making him difficult to hold.
2. This may prove distracting for those in attendance who are trying to listen to what the pastor is saying.

     3.  The baby may become bored and eventually rip your glasses from your face and wave them around in the air.

     4.  This may prove distracting for those in attendance who are trying to listen to what the pastor is saying.

     5.  The baby may smile, laugh and coo a lot.

     6.  This may prove distracting for those in attendance who are trying to listen to what the pastor is saying.

     7.  Your baby may try to unloose the blue pen you have clipped to your shirt, and when he fails, he may try to just chew on it where it is, which may look like he’s trying to nurse.

     8.  This may also prove distracting for those in attendance who are trying to listen to what the pastor is saying….especially since you’re Big D and can’t nurse.

The good news is, when all is said and done, your baby will be so worn out from all of his shenanigans, that he will  pass out cold.

…and ultimately, he WILL be dedicated to the Lord.

Amen.