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Different Kinds of Funny

When Big D and I were newly married, he told me once that I was not funny.

He was kidding.  Sort of.  You see, he sometimes called me Bunny, and he just made up a little rhyme about how I wasn’t a funny bunny.  Well, it stuck and was sort of a running joke of his for a long time. 

But truth be told, Big D really didn’t think I was very funny.  He thought I was witty.  For some reason this affronted me a little, and I set out on a mission to prove to Big D that I was indeed not just witty…but laugh-out-loud funny too.  I don’t know that I ever really proved anything to him, but I got a lot of mileage out of the fact that I was nominated for Funniest Home School Blog three years in a row.  It was a personal victory of great magnitude that I actually won this past year.

All joking and ribbing aside, Big D and I are just different kinds of funny.  Big D is more slapstick, silly, goofy funny.  Big D will go all out for a laugh.  He is loud.  He can be obnoxious.  He writes rap songs.  He does the worm.

 I am funny in a quieter way.  I daresay that there are many people who know me that don’t even know I’m funny.  Do you remember the Meg Ryan/Tom Hanks movie, You’ve Got Mail?  Meg Ryan’s character at one point is lamenting that she always thinks of witty and poignant things to say to someone after it’s too late to say them.  That is me, in a way.  I often do that, or I think of them and don’t have the nerve to actually say what I’m thinking.  Let me tell you…blogging and Facebook and the like have opened up all sorts of new avenues for my humor…in both good and bad ways.

If someone asked me which of my children were the funniest, I’d probably have to say Dirty Harry. 

 He has a quick wit and quirkiness about him that makes people laugh.  He also has the obnoxious thing going for him, that I don’t find particularly funny, but which his peers admire greatly.  Regardless, he is funny, and I probably laugh at things he says and does more than the other two.

Jack Henry, still a baby, is cute-funny. 

He makes us laugh with his funny faces and gestures.  He enjoys the attention, so will repeat what we laugh at, which makes us laugh more.  It’s hard to say what direction his sense of humor will take, but so far he’s pretty comedic.

Bonny Annie is the more serious one of our crew, I’d say. 

From the time she was very small, she was literal to the point of ridiculousness.  It took her forever to get jokes because she had a hard time seeing and understanding irony or sarcasm.  She’s gotten better at this as she’s aged, and her sense of humor has improved.  Over the past year or so, I’ve seen a side of her emerge, especially around her friends, that I have not previously been privvy to.  The other day she was invited to an end-of-the-school-year pool party.  She told me of a conversation that she and her friends were having about how pale their skin was.  At one point my Bonny Annie piped up, “I’m so pale people sometimes mistake me for a bucket.”  She said I wouldn’t believe how her friends howled.  One girl even posted it as her facebook status…a true sign that one has said something really clever.

“That was really funny,” I said.  “You must get your funniness from me.”

“Well, yeah.  Maybe,” she answered. “I think I get my smart-funniness from you and my stupid-funniness from dad.”

I’m glad she said that and not me.  Like I said…there are different kinds of funny.

A happy heart makes a face cheerful.

~Proverbs 15:13

My TV Finale Week

I feel like the TV is dying for me this week.

I’ve never been a huge TV watcher.  Sure, as a kid, I watched PBS.  Everyone did…”Sesame Street,” “Mr. Rogers,” “The Electric Company,” etc.  We also watched “Little House on the Prairie” and “The Waltons” religiously.  Sometimes, if the weather was bad, or there was nothing else to do, we’d watch reruns of “The Brady Bunch” or “Gilligan’s Island.”  As a teenager I watched “Full House,” “Growing Pains,” “Family Ties,” and “Moonlighting.” 

When Big D and I first got married we didn’t even have a TV for about three years, and when we finally did get a little TV/VCR combo, we kept it in a closet most of the time, and only carried it out when we wanted to watch a video.  We bought our first real TV when we moved here, just eight years ago.  And still, besides getting a little addicted to NFL football, we still didn’t watch it all that much.

But then I started watching “American Idol” the second season it aired, and I was hooked.  And then everyone kept talking about this new show, “24,” so I bought the first season on DVD, we watched it in one weekend, and we were hooked.  And then someone loaned us the first season of “Lost,” and we were hooked.  And for the past few years, from January until May, I’ve felt like a TV junkie, watching regular shows Monday-Wednesday every week.

Until now…

“Lost” concluded last night.  I haven’t totally loved this season, but I stuck in there because, after six seasons I WANTED ANSWERS!!!  Well, I was digging it until about the last fifteen minutes, and then I was like…huh?!  Oh well…I still feel like it was a creative, smart show, and I’m not sorry I watched it.  But I am glad it is over.

“24″ concludes tonight, and frankly, I’m setting myself up for disappointment.  The show, in my opinion, should have given up the ghost about two years ago.  There have been a few highlights, but nothing compares to the first few seasons where I literally could not sleep and bit my nails to nubs.  Considering that Jack has “died” twice and is a fugitive on every continent except Australia and Antartica, the storylines have gotten a lot far-fetched.  I’ve hung in there though.  I wish there was some way to have a reunion of the main characters, but considering they are all dead except two, that probably wouldn’t work.  But wait a minute…isn’t that what they did on “Lost”?  And that worked…sort of…

The “American Idol” season finale is on Tuesday and Wednesday of this week.  And while it is coming back for at least one more season, I am not going to watch it, mainly because he…

…is leaving.  I have a feeling a lot of people feel the same way I do, so probably next season will be IT for the show anyway.  I had a hard time imagining the show without Paula, but it will be impossible without Simon, so I’m done.  I don’t even care who wins this year.  In my opinion, for the first time in the history of my watching it, the two most talented actually made into the finale, which makes it a little boring.  I’ve thought a reunion show would be fun for this series too, but then all the winners and almost-winners are pretty much dead (musically), so that might be difficult.  But wait a minute…isn’t that what they did on “Lost”, and that worked…sort of…  I think I’m experiencing de ja vous…

So now, TV,  I bid you adieu.  I will be spending my reclaimed four or five hours a week cleaning, folding laundry, sleeping, reading, scrapbooking, etc., etc., etc.  Well, until football season, of course.  Go Bears!

FBF: Vintage Little Golden Books

Welcome to Flashback Friday!

A couple of weeks ago I had the rare opportunity to browse our town’s GoodWill store by myself while Dirty Harry was at TaeKwonDo class and Jack Henry was napping at home with Bonny Annie keeping watch.  I’m so glad because I was feeling particularly insane that day and needed about thirty minutes of alone time, and I found a stack of vintage Little Golden books for $1 each.

I have been on a mission for a number of years to try to find and collect Little Golden books that I remember from my childhood.  Some have been reprinted, and I’ve been able to purchase a few of them new.  I’ve picked up several at yard sales and flea markets.  But this trip to the GoodWill store yielded a “gold” mine in late 70s childhood nostalgia.

Some of my fondest memories are wrapped up within the pages of my Little Golden books.  I remember they used to keep several titles near the check-outs at the grocery stores.  My mom would often buy me one if I was good in the store that day.  It’s a good thing I wasn’t often good in the stores, or I would have a lot more Little Golden books to try to recover now.

This one, a Richard Scarry, was one of my very favorites, and I think I might have screamed when I found it.

It was chockful of fun ideas and illustrations.  Like this page…

Now that I think about it, this page was probably the inspiration for that time in first grade that a friend of mine and I decided to illustrate the tops of our desks with markers.  The next day I had to take in a butter container filled with Comet and clean all the desks during recess.  Ahhhh…the memories!

I think this page probably has had some impact on me as well.  Yo ho!  Yo he!

In my stack of books, delightedly, I found a couple of Eloise Wilkin titles.  *Big sigh*  Eloise Wilkin…I just love her.

(And, no, I don’t mind at all that I can’t get that piece of tape off the cover without damaging the book.  It probably means that a child was playing library and stuck that on there to categorize his books.  As a former library-player, I recognize the handiwork and think it adds to the charm.)

Eloise Wilkin did artwork for many Little Goldens that were popular in the 60s and 70s.  Her pictures are charming and dreamy, depicting rosy-cheeked children and pastoral nature scenes.

I would jump in and live in an Eloise Wilkin painting if I could.

I think it is fun to share a little of my childhood with my own kids.

…to let them get a glimpse of a different, but not-so-distant time…

…a time where everyone had unnaturally ruddy cheeks, where it was okay to ride in a car that is being towed, where police officers tailgated military vehicles, and no one who was driving watched where they were going.

Oh, thank you, Josephine for passing on your Little Goldens to the local GoodWill store!  They have just tickled me “golden” to find them!

Related links:

The official Little Golden book site

The history of Little Golden books

Some history and information  on Eloise Wilkin

 

Movie of the Week: The Blind Side

Probably, by this point, about 90% of America has seen this film.  So it’s fair to guess that this review and recommendation is nearly worthless.  Oh well.  I’m going to tell you about it anyway because it is one of the best movies I’ve seen in a long, long time, and I don’t really have anything else to blog about today.

The Blind Side is a movie based on the intersection of lives of the Tuohy’s, a deep South, church-going, rich, Republican family, and Michael Oher, a huge, African American, mostly homeless teenager from the projects of Memphis.  I truly hope this isn’t a spoiler, but Michael Oher is currently going into his second season as a starting player for the NFL team, the Baltimore Ravens.  The movie is about how the Tuohy’s find, help, and set Michael on his path of success through their love, acceptance and provision.  But the really glorious thing about the film is that it is also about how the Tuohy’s experience healing and renewal as a family as a result of knowing and caring for Michael and allowing his gentle prescence to influence their lives.

Ultimately, The Blind Side, is about finding and nuturing our own “blind sides.”  It is about reaching out beyond check writing and volunteering at soup kitchens.  It is about getting dirty, getting uncomfortable, getting right in the lives of people and loving them unconditionally, regardless of the consequences.  It is about seeing needs and then doing our best to help meet them.  Shoot…I guess it’s about being like Jesus.  And this movie was made in Hollywood.  It won awards.  Imagine that.

Higlights:

  • Knowing that this is a true story makes the film all the more enjoyable and applicable and worthy of discussion with your kids.  It truly is an amazing and challenging story.
  • Sandra Bullock has always been one of my favorite actresses, and her performance in this movie just further sealed the deal for me.  She was fantastic, as were many of the other lesser known performers.
  • It’s a sports story.  I love a good “Bad News Bears” -ish sports story.
  • It was sort of fun to see the actual college coaches playing themselves in several scenes.
  • While the movie is inspiring and touching, it also manages to be laugh-out-loud funny.

Low points:

  • The movie is rated PG-13 for some content and some language, which makes it not okay for a younger set.  I previewed it, and then decided to let my kids watch it, and they are 10 and 13.  While there are some gritty scenes, they are not gratuitous, and the good of the film far outweighs the bad.  The PG-13 material, I feel, is somewhat necessary to accurately tell the story of Michael’s background.  If the writers had pulled back any more, it would have almost felt like they were glossing over the details, and perhaps the story would not have been as powerful.
  • As I said earlier, ultimately Michael Oher was drafted by the Ravens, and I can’t stand the Ravens.  After seeing this movie, I want him to succeed, but I’d like for him to do that without the Ravens having any success.  I know that’s not logical, so I can only hope that a more worthy team will pick him up in free agency when his contract expires in a few years…preferrably the Chicago Bears or the Tennessee Titans.

The Blind Side…if you’re one of the twelve or so Americans left that haven’t seen this film yet, you need to remedy that soon!

 

Rollingpinaphobia

Yesterday I was supposed to post about my experience of making The Pioneer Woman’s cinnamon rolls as a part of my challenge to cook through her book, The Pioneer Woman Cooks.  I didn’t post it.  I didn’t post about my experience because it hasn’t happened yet.

For one reason, I forgot.  I had given an extra long due date last time, and time just got away from me.

Secondly, I’ve been really, really busy.  Which, ironically, was why I gave extra time to complete the assignment.  But apparently it was still not enough time.

Thirdly, I had planned to make them for this crew…

… for breakfast the morning after they stayed for a slumber party to celebrate Dirty Harry’s tenth birthday.  But I didn’t take into account that this crew would keep me pretty active taking them to a minor league baseball game, out for pizza, and awake until almost 3am for fear that they were going to throw one another over the bannister of my loft.  Homemade cinnamon rolls were not in my arsenal after a mere four hours of sleep. 

Fourthly, and most significantly, I’m afraid of rolling pins.  And cinnamon rolls require the use of a rolling pin.  However, I have enrolled in a rollingpinaphobia support group and am on my way to a healthy recovery.  Hopefully, I can post about my rolls later this week or early next week, and we can then all get on with our lives and the next butter-drenched recipe.

Thank you for your prayers and patience and understanding.  Rollingpinaphobia is a delicate and serious disorder.

Booger Evolution and a Couple of Other Matters

First of all, I’m not sure if you’ve noticed or not, but I haven’t blogged in over a week.  That was not my intention.  Life just got the better of me the past several days, and I did not have the time or energy to try to keep up with my regular posting schedule.  Regular posting schedule?  Did I really just say that?  Bwahhahhhahhaa!  Anyway, I am sorry when that happens.  I hope you missed me.  I missed you.

Secondly, my washing machine’s draining and spinning function is on the fritz right now.  This meant that I had to handwash and rinse Dirty Harry’s baseball uniform so that he could play in it tonight.  Have I ever mentioned how difficult it is to clean Dirty Harry’s uniform even with the ease of an automatic washing machine?  Oh, I have?  A bunch of times?  Oh…well…let me just tell you…it’s even more difficult in a sink.  By hand.  Any romantic notions I’ve ever had of living in a past time before automatic washing machines ended today.

Thirdly, can you tell me how in the world that this cute little chubby booger…

…somehow turned into this long, lean big booger?

I’m clueless about booger evolution, except that it takes ten years.

Happy birthday, Dirty Booger…er, I mean Harry!

What I Post When I Don’t Have Time to Post…

Busy, busy, busy…

Today I am really, really busy.  I must…

  • Clean out my van
  • Tote Bonny Annie back and forth to her dress rehearsals for her big drama production which is this weekend
  • Get Dirty Harry to his baseball game
  • Get ready for Big D’s parents’ weekend visit
  • Make Mother’s Day cards
  • Make invitations for Dirty Harry’s birthday party
  • Make a poster with pictures of the WWII vets in our family which will decorate the reception for the above mentioned play
  • Get groceries
  • Beat my high score on Bejewled Blitz on facebook

Just kidding about that last one.  Kinda.

Anyway, I wanted to post something, so I found some pictures of Cap’n Jack Henry.  Bonny Annie had made a pony-hawk in his hair.

And you wondered why he slaps her.

But she also makes him little mini omelets sometimes, so it’s all good.

Jack Henry would have made a cute girl, no?

High Waters

For a brief period of time in the mid-80s, for about two years tops, high waters were a good thing.  Thank you, Michael Jackson.  High waters any other time in history, however, are a bad thing.  A very bad thing.

Thus was the case for us in Middle Tennessee this past weekend.

It started raining here late Friday night, and it really didn’t stop completely until late Sunday night.  Some areas of Nashville got 18+ inches, which, by the way, is about 25% of our yearly average rainfall.

I live a little south of Nashville, and I think our totals were more around a foot.  We are fortunate that our house is on a hill.  We had zero water damage.  Others, though, were not so fortunate.  The really bad news is that most people in these parts do not have flood insurance.

On Sunday afternoon, despite the media’s warnings to stay indoors, we decided to try to drive around a bit to see what the landscape looked like.  Yeah, we’re like that sometimes.  Pirates, ya’ know.

We had a hard time even getting out of our neighborhood, and after about fifteen minutes of cruising very slowly around in rushing water, we decided that it would be fool-hardy, even for pirates to try to go any farther, and we came home.

I was able to snap a few photos on our little jaunt though, and I thought I’d share them with you.  Keep in mind that what you’re seeing here is mild in comparison to what was happening in other surrounding areas.

This was the main street that runs past our neighborhood…

The streets…

Front yards…

Back yards…

This little video clip shows an area that is usually a dry ditch…

 

So far, we’ve had 28 deaths in the area, and apparently there are many people who are unaccounted for right now.  Homes are under water.  Even though in the outlying areas, the waters have receded in our sunny, 80 degree weather, in Nashville the water is continuing to rise because they are having to drain area dams so that they will not break.  One of my favorite tourist spots, The Opryland Hotel has eight to ten feet of water in some of their atrium areas…

 

It’s a real disaster here.  Period.

Please pray for all of those affected by these floods.  If you feel inclined to help those in need, you can contact the Red Cross.

My First-Ever Blog Post

Over the weekend,  Arby, a fellow home schooling blogger, tagged me with a meme to repost your first blog entry.  I cringed a little when I got this request.  “Ewwww,” I thought.  “I don’t want to post that.”

You see, when I first set up my blog, Hilltop Academy, I didn’t really know what a blog was.  A few people had told me that I should blog, but I had never read any blogs and just wasn’t very clear on the concept of them.  So, my first post, I thought, was probably pretty lame.

This morning I hopped over there and read it, and I was right.  It was lame.  But, for what it’s worth, I’m posting it here.  Go ahead then.  Read it.  Laugh if you want.  Snicker at my humble, pitiful beginnings.  I did…not that I’ve risen on the tide of blogging greatness or anything in the past four years.  No, my friends…just last week, if you’ll remember, I posted about my lack of a watch battery.

Clearly, I still don’t have a great handle on what blogging is or can be.  Oh well.  It’s my hobby, and I can be a loser with it if I want to.

Here ya’ go…July, 28, 2006…

“I Really Don’t Know How to Proficiently Use a Computer…”

I have just spent more than an hour trying to figure out how to make a custom blog page.  I have googled everything from backgrounds to something called a ‘skin.’ (and let me just say I was not comfortable searching for that particular word….however paired with ‘blog’, it’s apparently harmless.)  I right-clicked.  I left-clicked.  I pasted.  I copied.  However, I still have one of the templates that is offered free from this site because I am obviously technologically challenged.  So I still have my slightly bizarre coffee cup.  Actually, I like it nearly as well as anything I found in all my searchings, and it definitely suits me better than most of the things that are out there.  I wish there was a site that offered free, grown-up web skins…or whatever they’re called.  I have looked at more close-ups of Ashlee Simpson pouting on a fluorescent purple background than I care to recall.

 

I have tried to blog before, but I had no real direction or purpose in it.  To be honest, I am much more comfortable with pen and paper.  When I saw this site for homeschooling bloggers, however, something struck a chord with me.  We are a unique community of people, and I usually have an immediate sense of commradity with those who walk this road.  So I thought I would try this forum.  I usually have plenty to brag or bellyache about when it comes to my kids and our educational endeavors.  I will never be voted “The Most Disciplined” or “Most Likely to Stick With Something”, so we’ll see how this goes.  But the desire to do this is flickering in my being, so I guess that’s a start.

 

We are beginning our 2006-2007 school year in a week, so I will have plenty to discuss soon I’m sure.  Now whether I have the time to discuss them remains to be seen.  So, I’ll chat with you later….maybe…..

Oh my…it is an absolute wonder that I have any readers at all.  Sheesh.

And do you know what is pathetic?  I STILL don’t know how to customize my blog.

The Good Toy: Smart Globe

A few years ago I bought a Smart Globe for Bonny Annie and Dirty Harry for Christmas.  To be honest, they weren’t jumping out of their PJs that morning with excitement.  But since then, it has been a fun (and educational!) addition to our home.  We have used it.  A lot.

Basically, at face value, the Smart Globe is just a globe.  You don’t have to turn it on to use it.

We keep ours near our school area.  This allows us to quickly reference the globe.  We might be reading a story and come across the Canary Islands for instance.  The kids can quickly get a visual for where they are in the world, and thus have a better understanding of our lesson that day.

The fun of the Smart Globe begins, however, when you turn it on.  It comes with an attached electronic pen…

(…and yes, I know my Smart Globe needs to be dusted.  Dont’ judge me.)

Your child uses the pen to point out places of interest on the globe…

…and they can also interact with this little keypad, to learn all sorts of things about a particular country or continent…

One of Dirty Harry’s favorite activities is to listen to the various national anthems.  Unfortunately, China’s cracks him up for some reason.  He will play it over and over laughing hysterically.  I’ve had to ban him from listening to China’s national anthem.  He wasn’t allowed to watch the last summer Olympics because of his weird sense of humor.  Just kidding.

The Smart Globe also has a pull-out tray for US Geography.  The tray also interacts with the pen.

Dirty Harry also likes the games.  His favorite is a hunt-and-find timed game.  The Smart Globe will name a state or country, depending on which mode you have set, and the child finds and touches it with the pen.  They have a certain amount of time to find as many as they can.  Here’s a little thirty second demo of that particular game…

 

Okay, so we need to work on Louisiana a little bit.

I bought our globe at Costco, but here is the official site:  http://www.smarthome.com/19381/Smart-Globe/p.aspx

It looks like you can also find it on Amazon and other sites as well.

The Smart Globe is a good toy and would be a great addition to your home, whether you home school or not!


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