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A Star-Studded Meltdown

No, I’m not about to blog about last night’s Oscars.  I’m blogging about crayons.

My two older kids are coloring snobs and will no longer color with crayons.  They have moved onto bigger and better instruments like twist-up colored pencils and fine-tip markers.  So, we were left with an entire drawer full of beautiful Crayolas.

When I found this…

…while shopping this past weekend, I knew that I wanted to make Cap’n Jack Henry his first set of crayons, using all of those old, forgotten, discarded wretches pictured above.

Here’s how I did it…

First, remove the paper from the crayons.

This would be a good job to enlist some older kids to help, but unfortunately mine were busy.  Bonny Annie was making soap, and Dirty Harry was playing baseball with his dad, so I was on my own for all of the crayon peeling.  I thought the pile of crayon paper shavings was very attractive and tried to think of some creative craft project for them, but I couldn’t get beyond hair for one of those Fandango paper bag puppets, so I just threw them away.

Then you will need to break up your crayons in 4-5 pieces each and place then in the muffin cups.

As you can see, I went with  more monochromatic tones for Jack Henry’s since he doesn’t even know his colors yet, but one could get wildly creative with all kinds of combinations, depending on what colors of crayons you have on hand.

Then you just pop them into a 200 degree oven for about 30 minutes.  Obviously, oven temperatures vary from household to household, so just start keeping an eye on them at about 15 minutes in.  The crayon pieces need to be completely melted.  Also, since I was using a silicon muffin pan, I placed a cookie sheet underneath to prevent spilling the hot wax.

When they are melted, you will then need to let them cool completely.  This took about an hour.  With the silicon trays, they came out rather easily, but I think you could have success with a regular muffin tin as well.

I loved how they turned out!  So bright, so swirly!  (But I was a little bothered by this picture where the orange one is not point-to-point with the others.  I didn’t realize that until I was uploading the pictures.  I apologize for the imperfection of this site and its author.)

Jack Henry, at fifteen months old, is probably a little young yet for crayons, but we tried them with him anyway.

I found the star shape to be perfect for his little fingers.  He liked holding and feeling them just as much as coloring with them.  These types of muffin tins are available in all sorts of shapes and sizes.  I’ve even spotted some seasonal ones in the Target dollar section from time to time.  Wouldn’t egg shapes be the perfect thing for an Easter basket?  When I find some more, I’ll definitely be experimenting because I think a set of these would also be a great birthday gift, tied with some pretty ribbon and accompanied by a thick pad of drawing paper or a fun coloring book.

You had to know this was coming, but the Cap’n did think they were edible.  But then he thinks everything is edible these days.

Aren’t we all glad that crayons are non-toxic?

He did make some scribbles on some paper and giggled at their effects.

I gave him two of the stars, and he enjoyed clapping them together.

And then, of course, he did a little more taste-testing.

They turned out so well and were so easy that I made six more colors this morning:  teal, pink, brown, white, black and gray.  I’m going to look around for a nice little tin to keep them in, and I’ll have one more activity in my arsenal to keep Jack Henry busy while we try to do our lessons.

I was originally inspired for this craft by the website www.dollarstorecrafts.com .  When you have a minute, you should browse around this site.  They have a lot of handy ideas for things to make and do using very inexpensive materials.

Now, go forth and have a meltdown.  (I’ll bet you won’t hear that again!)

Boot(y) Scootin’ Boogie

I haven’t posted anything new in a week.  Sorry. 

I’ve done this before and then given you a myriad of excuses.  I have some excuses this time too.  They include a mini-weekend vacation, a sinus infection, four worthless hours of “American Idol,” and of course, my old standby: laundry.  But, actually, the real reason I haven’t blogged in a week this time is because of this…

Is that not the weirdest thing you’ve ever seen?  (And I’m talking about Jack Henry’s floor movement…not my mountain of clutter in the chair in the background.  That is our drop-off chair where I always sit down the diaper bag, my keys, the baby’s blanket, my jacket, etc., etc., etc…)

I thought Cap’n Jack Henry was skipping the whole crawling stage.  Well, technically, he is skipping it because you can hardly call sidling around like an injured hermit crab crawling.  He’s been pulling up and cruising around holding onto furniture since around Christmas, so I was thinking we’d be seeing his first steps around this time, but no.  We have booty scooting.  Fast booty scooting.  I can hardly get anything done these days, except chase his little booty around and try to keep him out of trouble.

Yesterday he had his fifteen month check-up, and his pediatrician asked me if he was walking yet.

“Ummm…no.  Not really,” I replied.

“Well, is he trying to get around?” she queried.

“Oh, yes.  He gets around,” I said.  I then launch into an explanation of his maneuvers, complete with leg and arm motions, which get some eye rolls and snickers from his two older siblings.

“Oh.  Well, I see,” she answers.  She then goes through some little muscular tests with him.  He does everything she wants him to do easily.

“Well, I don’t see any problems with him.  He’ll walk when he’s ready,” she concludes.

I should have told her he has pirate blood, and a pirate will always use his booty.

Pants on the Ground, My Version

The other day when Cap’n Jack Henry was playing in the living room, I had an inspiration for a ground-breaking new song.

Here’s how it goes…

“Pants on the ground…

pants on the ground, …

lookin’ kinda’ cool with your pants on the ground…

New teeth in your mouth…

Your little frown turned sideways…

You’re lookin’ kinda cool with your pants on the ground…”

You know, I have the strangest feeling this song could be a hit!

(…and if you are one of the few Americans left that have no idea what I’m talking about and think I’ve actually lost my mind, here ya’ go…

 

Or, if you prefer, here is the formerly Super Bowl-bound Brett Farve singing it in the locker room…

 

Unfortunately, that little ditty didn’t help his performance against the Saints.)

Spaghetti…Oh!

Okay, I get it now.

We’ve all seen them.  Pictures of kids eating spaghetti.  Making a total and complete mess.  Getting more food on themselves and their surroundings than actually in their mouths.

I never understood the concept.  I would just look at those pictures and think, “Well, yeah.  Cute kid and all, but that is a bona fide mess.  I’ll never let my kid do that.”

And I didn’t.  But then Bonny Annie and Dirty Harry have never liked spaghetti.  Never.  So the opportunities for a noodle-and-sauce-free-for-all were limited.  Not that I cared or thought I was missing anything.

Until now…

Oh…when you have a kid who likes spaghetti, and is really getting into it at dinner time…well, it is kinda cute.

You find yourself unconcerned about the stains and the fingernails and the sauce that’s now matted into his eyebrows.  You just keep laughing and snapping pictures and ladling more spaghetti onto the highchair tray.  Like an idiot.

All for the sake of cute.  Sheesh.

And then you wonder, as he slurps noodle after noodle through his rosebud little lips, “Whose the real “sucker” here?  Me or him?”

Don’t answer that, okay?

The GOOD Toy: Busy School Activity Cube

Back some time before Christmas, I bashed toys in general here on my blog.   While I was a little tongue-in-cheek about the whole thing, there is some truth in what I was trying to say.  As parents, we do spend too much money on toys when our kids would really rather play with our cell phones or our car keys.  However, I am not anti-toy, and we have a houseful of them to prove it. 

Some of the toys that we have purchased over the years have been passed on to other families or our church nursery.  Some of them were sold at yard sales.  Some of them are in pieces under beds. Some of them are now gracing the shelves at Goodwill.  Yet some of them are played with often.  Some of them have value.  Some of them are GOOD toys.  So I thought that when I come across a GOOD toy now and then that I would share that info with all you parents out there, so you can finally reclaim your measuring cups.

For Christmas, I bought Cap’n Jack Henry the Parents Busy School Activity Cube. 

I was walking the aisles on day at Costco when it caught my eye.  Jack Henry, being a preemie-sized infant, has been a bit behind in the large motor skills area, and I thought this would be a great benefit and encouragement to him to start pulling up and cruising.  I was right.  He’s pulled up on it several times and regularly makes his way around the entire hexagon exploring all the toy’s bells and whistles.

On the top it is a the model of a school yard and is maze of beads and chunky, movable figures.

Is it just me, or does the school teacher (despite being Hispanic) look a little like Indiana Mimi?

The top of this toy alone will keep your toddler busy for quite some time, but the toy also has six sides, instead of the standard four of most cube toys, that offer even more fun activities.

First of all, there is a school bus with movable kids and numbers…

Now, while it may be fun and colorful on a toy, you might want to teach your child to never go anywhere with a middle-aged man wearing a Cat-in-the-Hat stovepipe hat in the colors reminiscent of Freddy Kruger’s sweater.  Just sayin’…

One panel teaches the ABC’s…

On another side is a tree with movable, colorful birds…

One of Jack Henry’s favorite sides at the moment has a spinning color wheel…

Another fun side has colorful shapes…

And, finally, the last side has a cute game of tic-tac-toe…

If your toddler doesn’t appreciate this side yet, your older kids might.  Dirty Harry and I spent a happy thirty minutes the other day playing this game using a Nerf gun.  Well, it was happy for me anyway because I won.  Dirty Harry may have another take on it, but I have seen him using it for target practice since, so I’m probably in for a rematch in a day or two.

The toy is very sturdy too.  It’s virtually impossible for Jack Henry to pull this thing over, and if he does topple over, the makers even made sure that the hardware was not exposed and that the corners were rounded off.

Unfortunately, it looks like this toy is not available for purchase right now.  I couldn’t find it at all on Costco’s site.  I found it on Amazon here , but it looks like it is currently unavailable.  It also looks like Target carried it at one time.  There are no signs of it being discontinued though, so maybe it’s just a case of having to build up more stock after Christmas.  Even if you can’t find this one in particular, I found several compatible options in my searching.

What toys do you find are worth emptying your wallet and cluttering your home for?  Which ones are the GOOD toys?

My Musical Child

Jack Henry has shown signs very early on that he has a bit of a musical bent.  So, I’ve gone to great lengths to expose him to all sorts of genres, trying to figure out if he has a particular style that he responds to more than others.  The other day I sang to him all the various and ecclectic made-up songs I have in my arsenal.  You may recognize a few, as I tend to “borrow” some melodies….and some lyrics….when I must.

Observe…

I think I have a fan.  Just ignore that crying part at the end, if you made it that far, okay?

But it was later in the day, I discovered the music that spoke to him, that touched his soul, that made him move

 And let me just tell you, it is humiliating to be upstaged by rodents.

An Odd Tale

Once upon a time, there lived three children who were very odd.

They did odd things, ate odd foods, played odd games and often wore odd clothes.

No one is really quite sure why they were so odd.  Genetics?  Atmosphere?  The fact that they are homeschooled?  Global warming?  It is a mystery…

 

Despite their social dysfuntions, their quirks and their oddness, they were happy, and that’s what really matters.

The end.

FBF: A Great Year (and some HSBA news!)

Welcome to Flashback Friday!

It has been a great year.  A weird, busy, crazy, good year.

As many of you know, I had the above baby a little over a year ago.  He was a surprise from the very beginning.  We didn’t think we were having any more children.  Not that we didn’t want any more, but it just didn’t seem to be happening.  After having a miscarriage early in 2007, I just thought it was not to be.

But then the spring of 2008 brought the news that we were, without a shadow of a doubt, expecting a baby.  This time the pregnancy was healthy and made it past the first several weeks.  I was thirty-five years old.

Most of my pregnancy was wonderful.  I was healthy and energetic and because I was so busy all the time with the two older kids, it went by fairly quickly.

However, during the last trimester, I started having signs of pre-eclampsia again.  I had this with my first, Bonny Annie, twelve years earlier.  Generally, women only have this condition with a first pregnancy, but because I hadn’t been pregnant in eight years, my body apparently had forgotten my other two pregnancies.  I was already scheduled to have a c-section anyway, so my doctor just closely monitored my blood pressure and the baby’s growth, which can sometimes be stunted by this condition.  The baby was small, but he didn’t see any cause for alarm.

On November 19, 2008, we drove to the hospital to deliver our baby.  Jackson Henry was born around 8am, weighing five pounds, one and half ounces, and he was sixteen inches long.  He couldn’t breathe on his own or regulate his blood sugar.  Later that day we were told they thought he had an enlarged heart, an enlarged brain, and possibly some chromosomal issues.  He was placed in the NICU, and they began to run test after test.

It was the longest day of my life, and the start to the longest week of my life.

However, as the week progressed, so did our baby.  Almost every test they ran came back negative.  Jack Henry was small, but he was healthy and beautiful and strong.

Then on Thursday, November 27, 2008, Thanksgiving Day, we got to bring him home.

Yes, it has been a very great year. 

And yesterday, it got just a little bit better because I was officially announced as the winner of the Homeschool Blog Awards Funniest Blog for 2009!

I am overwhelmed.  Thank you so much to everyone who nominated and voted for me.  It is such an honor!  Make sure you click on the icon above and check out the winners for all the categories.  Some mighty fine blogs won, and I’ve had a lot of fun perusing them.

Pirates *Heart* Vikings

I know that technically Vikings were a subset of pirates, a sect of them, if you will.  I also know that if a ship load of my type of pirates (the Caribbean sort) ever had stumbled upon a ship full of Vikings, that an all-out, fierce, sea-faring battle would have ensued.

However, here at The Pirate Mom Dot Com, I want you to know that I *HEART* Vikings!

Big ones…

Little ones…

And even the goofy ones…

It’s just what I do.

Cap’n Jack Henry Turns One!

Last year, on this date, my to-do list looked like this…

  1. Go to the hospital and have a c-section.

This year, today, my to-do list looks like this…

  1. Pack for our weekend trip to Big D’s parents’ house.
  2. Make 4 dozen cookies forBonny Annie’s Shakespeare production’s reception tonight.
  3. Slice two bags of apples for the same reception.
  4. Make fruit dip for the same reception.
  5. Show up and watch the actual production.
  6. Don’t forget to pick up Dirty Harry from Tae Kwon Do class.
  7. Don’t forget to bring the props for the play that Bonny Annie forgot.
  8. Feed the two children that I’m responsible for today.
  9. Get off the computer and start accomplishing some of the things on this list.

So, I really don’t have time to blog today, is what I’m trying to say.  But it’s Jack Henry’s birthday, for crying outloud….I had to commemorate that somehow today.

We actually had our family celebration last night, since as you can see, there was no time today.  We’re also celebrating with more family this weekend in NC.  I think it’s safe to say that the Cap’n has no clue what is going on, but I think he’s enjoying it all the same.

And you’ll just never believe what he said to me this morning…

“Mommy, the one thing I want most in the world for my birthday, is for you to win the Funniest Home School Blog Contest.  I know it’s a long shot since the voting ends in two days and you’re like 70 votes out of first place.  But that is what would me the happiest baby in the world.”

Okay, so he didn’t actually say it with words, but I could see it in his eyes.  Click the icon to cast a vote for me, The Pirate Mom…

The Cap’n and I will be eternally grateful!

 

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