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Last Thursday turned out to be a doozy of a day at our house.

Thursdays are always a bit of a challenge anyway because it’s Bonny Annie’s long tutorial day, so I can never plan much for her school-wise since she’s gone from the house from about 9:00am until about 1:30.  But on this particular Thursday, our friend, Mr. Vern, was showing up to work on our dining room floor, and since the dining room is also our classroom, I thought serious schoolin’ for that day was going to be a wash.

But I was wrong.

We’ve known Mr. Vern for a number of years.  He goes to our church.  And he recognized Dirty Harry’s interest in the job right away, and he tapped into it.  He casually just started giving him little jobs, running him back and forth to his truck for odds and ends, even taking him on a quick run to Lowe’s.  The next thing I knew Dirty Harry was chest deep into our crawl space, thinking that this was even better than Legos, and my plans for attempting a math lesson on the living room floor were abandoned.

When we bought our house new a little over eight years ago, the builder installed a French door that had already been fitted and installed into another house into ours, since ours had sold and we had a fast-approaching move-in date, and the other one had not.  We had always noticed that the door had some minor problems since we always had to slam it to get it to shut properly, but we didn’t know, until just a couple of years ago, that the seal on the door was faulty and that the floor all around the door had some water damage.  Fortunately, the damage was not severe or widespread, but we had reached a point where the floor had to be fixed and the door replaced, or someone was going to fall through into the crawl space.  The only family member that possibility appealed to was Dirty Harry, and at under 65 pounds, he was not likely to make that happen.

Here you can see where the floor had gotten spongy all along the door jam…

So, Mr. Vern’s job, along with his trusty helper, Dirty Harry, was to cut a whole in the damaged floor and put in a temporary, but functional, patch of plywood flooring.  Eventually we’re going to lay Pergo flooring on the whole downstairs.  Maybe over the summer….  (Did you hear that Big D???  The summer???)

Dirty Harry’s favorite job was using the hammer and other various tools to whack away at the damaged flooring.

I love the above picture because, for some reason, Dirty Harry looks five instead of nine.  Not that there’s anything wrong with nine, but if you’re a mother reading this, then you probably understand.  There’s just something special about five….

I also love that while this project was going on I heard Mr. Vern having Dirty Harry work relevant math problems as it pertained to cutting the floor.  I also loved that at one point they were having a scientific conversation about the results of friction.  I also loved that Mr. Vern shared a gruesome story about an eye injury he once suffered in an attempt to scare Harrison into leaving on his work googles instead of wearing them on his head.  I also loved that Dirty Harry was working so hard at one point that he was sweaty.  I also really, really loved that Mr. Vern noticed in time that Dirty Harry was, at one point, pounding away at a non-damaged floor joist and stopped him.  And, of course, I love the fact that my floor is temporarily repaired…

…even if it is a bit unsightly at the moment.  I love that, even now, Big D is planning the door replacement and permanent flooring project.  (Pssst….Big D?  Still listening???)

So, the next time your school schedule gets turned upside-down by….whatever….don’t fret!  Embrace the situation as a school elective, and let your child learn something of a different nature.

Trust me….they won’t be worse for wear.

An Odd Tale

Once upon a time, there lived three children who were very odd.

They did odd things, ate odd foods, played odd games and often wore odd clothes.

No one is really quite sure why they were so odd.  Genetics?  Atmosphere?  The fact that they are homeschooled?  Global warming?  It is a mystery…

 

Despite their social dysfuntions, their quirks and their oddness, they were happy, and that’s what really matters.

The end.

Pirates *Heart* Vikings

I know that technically Vikings were a subset of pirates, a sect of them, if you will.  I also know that if a ship load of my type of pirates (the Caribbean sort) ever had stumbled upon a ship full of Vikings, that an all-out, fierce, sea-faring battle would have ensued.

However, here at The Pirate Mom Dot Com, I want you to know that I *HEART* Vikings!

Big ones…

Little ones…

And even the goofy ones…

It’s just what I do.

If You Miss the Peanuts Thanksgiving Special…

….you could just watch this instead.

But, of course, it just isn’t the Peanuts without Snoopy, so here ya’ go…

Ummm…okay….I realize that one is going to require a bit of imagination.  Just work with me here…

I hope you’ve had a wonderful Thanksgiving.  I hope that you’re full.  I hope that you’re warm.  I hope that you are surrounded by your loved ones.  I hope that someone else washed the dishes. I hope that there are only 5 calories in your second third piece of pumpkin pie.  And most of all, I hope that you know the peace and comfort that comes from knowing the Savior.

Two-For-One

Over the weekend, I bought this coat for Dirty Harry….

Old Navy was having their outerwear sale, and all of their coats and jackets were 50% off.  Despite the fact that it was an unseasonable 74 degrees here on Saturday, I knew that he had outgrown one coat and broke the zipper on another, so he was in need of a warm coat.  The jacket that he picked out was normally $69.50.  I also bought Bonny Annie a bubble vest that she has been eyeing.  So, I only paid half-price for both, but then I also had a 15% off-your-entire-purchase coupon, so I only REALLY paid around $50 for both items.  Cha-ching!

But do you know what’s even better?  Dirty Harry’s coat is doubling for a house robe on chilly mornings after he’s not had enough sense to wear any clothes to bed.

Something about those pictures remind me of the ads for Abercrombie….without the well-defined and oiled pectoral muscles.

The Prodigal Ball, by Dirty Harry

(Hi….it’s the Pirate Mom here.  As you know, if you regularly read this blog, our baby, Cap’n Jack Henry, had minor surgery a couple of days ago to repair an inguinal hernia.  I woke up at 1:50am that morning to feed him, and I was unable to go back to sleep.  Needless to say, I was a space cadet for most of the day.  Big D’s camera weighs more and is more bulky than Jack Henry himself, so he didn’t want to lug it to the hospital.  So I ended up asking Dirty Harry to take some pictures of the going-ons of that day, and he’s here to help me blog about the experience.  Here’s what happened in Dirty Harry’s words….)

We got up at about 5:30am, and we left the house around 6:15am.  This is what Jack Henry looked like on the way to his surgery.  I know he looks a little like a gangster, but he really isn’t.  He’s just a baby.  He laughed and talked the whole way to the hospital, which was about 45 minutes.  Obviously he didn’t know about his surgery.

This is the waiting room.  He was starting to get fussy when we got in there.  I think it was because he was hungry and tired.  Did I mention he hadn’t had milk since 2am or food since 8pm the night before?  I think I would be fussy too.  He didn’t have to wait too long to get called back, but me, my sister and grandma had a looooooooooong wait.

Although the wait didn’t seem too long because there were video games in the waiting area.  I was addicted to the basketball one.  Indiana Mimi was a decent player too.

After a while, my mom and dad came back out.  This meant that Jack Henry was in surgery now.  My dad took this picture of himself.  That’s why it’s upside-down.  Mom took us to the cafeteria for a snack.  When she had to go upstairs again, me, Sis and Mimi went to go look at the trains.  I showed them the way because I knew where they were from when we were there for Jack Henry’s MRI.  They had no idea where they were going and would have been lost without me.

When we got back we found out that Jack Henry was out of surgery, and the doctor found his ball.  My dad said it was the prodigal ball, sort of like the prodigal son of the Bible who was gone but then came home.  We had to wait a little longer, and then my mom brought out Jack Henry.

I took this picture of him when he first came out.  He was crying, but later he stopped, and he slept the whole way home.

He doesn’t look like a gangster anymore, does he?  Just a tired little baby.

I’m glad things went well for Jack Henry and that he got to be fed later that day.  I’m also glad he got his ball back because if he didn’t my dad was going to call him Uno for the rest of his life.

The End

(Thanks Dirty Harry for filling in.  I learned some things from your post.  I had no idea that Indiana Mimi could play basketball.)

Breakfast-in-Bed Means….

  • …that it’s your birthday.
  • …that your kids love you.
  • …that your kids are sweet.
  • …that your kids are creative.
  • …that you’re thankful that you taught Bonny Annie how to make really good scrambled eggs.
  • …that you are not expected to eat the leaves.  They are for decoration purposes only.
  • …that your kids had no idea that when they awoke you with this tray at 7am that you had just rounded out a total of three hours of sleep because their baby brother stayed awake until almost 3:30am.
  • …that if you’re not careful and majorly sleep-deprived that the homemade smoothie in the left-hand corner will tip over and spill all over your quilt.
  • …that you are a blessed woman….even if you have to get up now and wash your quilt on a ridiculous amount of sleep.

And on another note, please pray for Cap’n Jack Henry today.  He’s having inguinal hernia surgery later this morning.

Even though for unknown reasons, he likes to torture me in the wee morning hours, I’m hoping everything goes smoothly and that he’ll….well, ummm….ahem…get his….oh boy….*cough, cough*…testicle back.  There…I said it.  Thanks.

King(s) of the Jungle

Welcome to Flashback Friday!

Back in October of 2000, Dirty Harry was five months old.  For Halloween that year I bought him the cutest, sweetest and hottest lion costume on the planet.  He absolutely hated it and swore that he’d never keep his room clean a day in his life for revenge on me.  And he has kept his word.  Oh people, has he kept his word!

Over the summer, when we were visiting Charleston, my sister Debbles pulled some Rubbermaid tubs full of boy clothes from her attic for me to look through.  Guess what I found?  Yep!  The dreaded lion costume!

Everyone says that the Cap’n and Dirty Harry look alike, and that is true.  However, there are some differences here.  First of all, Jack Henry is wearing the suit as an eleven month old, and while he has been accused of having a large head, it is apparently not as large as his brother’s at five months old because his face had a lot more room.  Secondly, once he got it on, Jack Henry actually liked being a lion.  Of course, that may have to do with the fact that it was in the 40s the day he wore it, rather than in the 80s when Harrison wore it.  All in all, I think this means that Jack Henry will always have a clean room, and don’t try to tell me otherwise.

Last Saturday we went to the annual Harvest Festival and Trunk-or-Treat at Regg’s farm.  This is Regg.

He’s Big D’s boss, and he’s giving us a hay ride.

Here’s the crew….

And no, I don’t know what Dirty Harry is doing with his face.  Perhaps the sight of the lion costume has triggered some long-buried negative emotions.  Or maybe he is lamenting that he is dressed as a Titan and they are now 0-6.  Or perhaps he’s just being goofy.  It’s hard to tell with that one.

Oh, alright….even though I loathe this picture, here’s one of me…

(Psst…Susan, can you see that Annaleigh is wearing her vest and gloves?  She looked so cute in them!)

We even took the little lion to the petting zoo.  Here’s he’s thinking, “Mmmmm…chicken!”

Ahhh….memories!  That suit is soooo cute that it makes me want to have another one to dress up.

Don’t hold your breath though.  I’m lion…er, I mean lyin’!

Survivor

“You know, Mom,” Dirty Harry began the other day, “I think Jack Henry would have probably survived the Starving Time at Jamestown.”

“Really?  Why is that?”  I was expecting him to say that he thought his baby brother was going to grow up to be extra strong or brave or smart or something.

“Because he would have been one of the first ones to eat his leather shoes.  It would have probably been his idea.  He probably would have even liked it.”

I think he has a valid point…

At least Dirty Harry is listening to his history lessons.

Brothers

I’m glad Dirty Harry has a brother.  He needed a brother.

Cap’n Jack Henry is someone he can laugh with…

…share secrets with…

…play with…

…make monkey faces with…

Now, my only question is, does she…

…need a sister?

Naaaaaahhhhhh! 

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