We have a winner! Drumroll, please….
So there you have it! My long-time blogging buddy, Jenn4him is the deserving winner! Congratulations!
Thanks to all for playing! Jumpstart….it’s good stuff!
We have a winner! Drumroll, please….
So there you have it! My long-time blogging buddy, Jenn4him is the deserving winner! Congratulations!
Thanks to all for playing! Jumpstart….it’s good stuff!

Chances are, if you are a parent of preschool to elementary school kids, then you have probably heard of Jump Start. They are the makers of high quality, educational computer software for children. Their software is colorful, engaging and easy to use. My kids have used the software a lot over the years. They thought they were just playing computer games, but I knew, because it was JumpStart, they were actually learning something too. (Insert evil laugh here.)
So, when I was contacted by a JumpStart representative, to use and review the new virtual website they had developed, I jumped at the chance (pun intended). Jumpstart.com is a colorful world of games, adventures, and quests geared for preschool and elementary school kids. Of my children, Dirty Harry was the right age, so I signed him up and let him loose on the site.

First, your child will create a Jumpee, a virtual character that will represent them on the screen. They can make it look like themselves or be as creative with their look as they see fit. When their character is dressed and named, they can then set out on their educational adventure. Right now, the site has four different worlds that paid members can enjoy, according to their ages. Inside the worlds, there are almost limitless games and activities for your child to experience. And trust me…he will think he is just sitting down to play some video games, but JumpStart has made sure that almost every activity has an educational twist that will enhance their language or math skills in some way.
As your child plays, they will earn coins to spend. They can use these to buy more stuff for their Jumpee, decorate a virtual room, or adopt a virtual pet. They can also interact with other Jumpee characters, but in a very limited and safe way. Jumpstart has made sure that none of your or your child’s personal information can be shared.
Anyone can try Jumpstart for free. They have a few activities set up that can be tried out, just by creating a free account. When you become a paid member, however, you and all the children in your family have access to all the worlds and benefits of the site. You also get a bonus of four complete downloadable computer software packages as well as access to all the parent areas on the site.
I also enjoyed the associated blog: http://blog.jumpstart.com/ It gives even more detailed information about the site, as well as informing you about any new features that your family can enjoy.
***Giveaway Information***
Jumpstart is kind enough to offer one of my readers a complimentary three-month membership, which is about a $25 value! All you have to do is leave a comment for me on this post, and tell me that you’re interested in being entered in the drawing. If you’d like to spread the word about the contest, I’ll give you an extra entry for every time you do that. You can post on facebook, stumble, twitter, your blog…whatever…just let me know, so I can stick your name in the hat the correct number of times. I will close the contest and announce the winner on Monday, March 29.
Now, have fun by going to check out that site…. http://www.jumpstart.com! And tell them The Pirate Mom sent ya’!

Welcome to Flashback Friday!
It has been a great year. A weird, busy, crazy, good year.
As many of you know, I had the above baby a little over a year ago. He was a surprise from the very beginning. We didn’t think we were having any more children. Not that we didn’t want any more, but it just didn’t seem to be happening. After having a miscarriage early in 2007, I just thought it was not to be.
But then the spring of 2008 brought the news that we were, without a shadow of a doubt, expecting a baby. This time the pregnancy was healthy and made it past the first several weeks. I was thirty-five years old.
Most of my pregnancy was wonderful. I was healthy and energetic and because I was so busy all the time with the two older kids, it went by fairly quickly.

However, during the last trimester, I started having signs of pre-eclampsia again. I had this with my first, Bonny Annie, twelve years earlier. Generally, women only have this condition with a first pregnancy, but because I hadn’t been pregnant in eight years, my body apparently had forgotten my other two pregnancies. I was already scheduled to have a c-section anyway, so my doctor just closely monitored my blood pressure and the baby’s growth, which can sometimes be stunted by this condition. The baby was small, but he didn’t see any cause for alarm.
On November 19, 2008, we drove to the hospital to deliver our baby. Jackson Henry was born around 8am, weighing five pounds, one and half ounces, and he was sixteen inches long. He couldn’t breathe on his own or regulate his blood sugar. Later that day we were told they thought he had an enlarged heart, an enlarged brain, and possibly some chromosomal issues. He was placed in the NICU, and they began to run test after test.

It was the longest day of my life, and the start to the longest week of my life.









However, as the week progressed, so did our baby. Almost every test they ran came back negative. Jack Henry was small, but he was healthy and beautiful and strong.

Then on Thursday, November 27, 2008, Thanksgiving Day, we got to bring him home.





Yes, it has been a very great year.

And yesterday, it got just a little bit better because I was officially announced as the winner of the Homeschool Blog Awards Funniest Blog for 2009!
I am overwhelmed. Thank you so much to everyone who nominated and voted for me. It is such an honor! Make sure you click on the icon above and check out the winners for all the categories. Some mighty fine blogs won, and I’ve had a lot of fun perusing them.
Probably not. But we’ll give it a go anyway.
I have been nominated for the Funniest Home School Blog Award at The Home School Post. You can click on the icon below to go vote for me, if you are so inclined.
A little history here…
I have been nominated for this award in 2007 and 2008 (both for my old blog, Hilltop Academy) , and I lost both times. In 2007 I lost by four votes. Yes, four votes. Truth be told, I’m not really sure how I did last year because when the contest ended I was in the hospital having just had Cap’n Jack Henry, and I was busy monitoring his progress in the NICU and praying that he could come home soon. I assume though that I didn’t win since I never received any prizes.
I honestly have no aspirations to ever win this contest. It’s kinda like when every year Peter O’Toole is nominated for best actor or best supporting at the Academy Awards and never wins (eight times, to be exact). It isn’t going to happen for him. He’s the token nominee, and so am I. I’m the Peter O’Toole of the blog awards.
It did not add to my enthusiasm at all when I looked at my fellow nominees yesterday and saw her name listed there….

Mrs. New York Times Bestseller List herself?! Mrs. Queen Bee of the Internet?! Are you kidding me?! I can’t compete with that kind of fame.
However, I will take your vote, if you care to cast it. Here are a few things you should know…
Help me end the curse of Peter O’Toole! Vote for The Pirate Mom Dot Com!
Two years ago I held the silliest, most ridiculous contest ever.

Basically I took this old wreath decoration that was constructed from Starlite mints and hid it in various pictures that I took and posted on my blog throughout the month of November. I had a little point system set up, and it was a race to see who could e-mail me first with the locations. I also had little mini contests for extra points including a poetry contest and a number guess (as in how many mints were on my ugly wreath). It was a lot of fun…at least for me. If you’re really, really bored you can visit my old blog here and surf through my Novemeber 2007 entries (go to Archives on my sidebar) to see what I’m talking about.
Well, at one point during my contest a fellow blogging friend, Arby, insulted my poor wreath in the very worst of ways. He called it hideous. So when the contest ended, I had no other choice than to pack up the wreath and mail it to him. I thought he might get a laugh out of it and then toss it out.
But no. Now he is hosting another Where’s the Wreath contest this year on his blog. The rules are similar to my original one, but you need to go visit Arby here and get the whole low down.
You should participate. It will be a real hoot! You should at least go look at the wreath make-over Arby and his wife, The Boss, executed after their son ate many of the mints (despite a warning from me NOT to eat the ancient candy). I, for one, can’t wait to see where he placed the new and improved wreath for his photos!
Just be careful…..or YOU might end up with the wreath for next year’s contest!
I am a moron. A very busy moron. Yesterday I got busy teaching about the Pilgrims, possessive nouns, and the planets (Huh…look at that….all P’s!). At one point I was neck deep in some homemade chicken and dumplings. I also fed a baby nine times. The rest of my time I spent avoiding folding the two loads of laundry that are draped across a chest in my bedroom for the fourth day in a row. And I forgot about my contest. Again. Sorry.
So before Big D left for work this morning, I enlisted his help to pick a winner.
First, I put the entries inside his Titan’s hat because the Lord knows they need to be associated with winning in some way, shape or form.

Then Big D reached in to pick the winner.

Then I told him to stop because I wanted to video tape it.

I’m glad she won. I think she’s faithfully entered every contest I’ve held, and she’s never won once.
Congratulations Debbles! I’ll send your prize off shortly!

Well, actually it will cost you more like $12.50.
US Geography using state quarters….what could be more simple? Or fun?
Several years ago, Big D’s dad, whom my children affectionately call “Pa,” started collecting the state quarters for all of his grandchildren. At the time, I think he had three. He now has seven, with one more on the way, so it has turned out to be a more costly venture than he first anticipated. Last year, he presented all the collections in map binders to each child…


We all ooohed and aaahed over them, and then we put them on a shelf and didn’t think about them much…until last week.
I started a state-by-state geography study with Dirty Harry this year. We are going alphabetically and making a notebook filled with all of our findings of each state. When we got to Alaska, I found this sheet on the internet….

As you can see, it shows an illustration of the Alaska’s state quarter and then asks some questions, in which your student can answer inductively just by studying the coin. I thought the concept was pure genius, and you can find sheets for the other states here. The whole activity got me thinking about the coin collection, and so we got it out and have been pouring over it for the past few days. Even if you don’t end up using the sheets, you can learn a lot just by studying and discussing the coins themselves.
Here’s the quarter for our state…

All of the quarters list the year the state was admitted to the union. Some include state nicknames. Many include symbols, like ours. Guitars…of course. I’m actually quite surprised that Elvis wasn’t on ours.
Here is the state where the older kids were born….

It includes the nickname, the state bird (Carolina wren) and the state tree (the Palmetto…what else?). Half the things in the state of South Carolina are named Palmetto something-or-other, and I think you should know that encounters with Palmetto bugs are some of the most unpleasant experiences you’ll have in your life.
See? Study of the state quarters sparks all sorts of interesting conversations.
Many quarters depict historical scenes. Above you can see North Carolina commemorates Kitty Hawk. Virginia, below, shows the English ships coming to Jamestown…

Other state quarters show famous landmarks, like Arizona and the Grand Canyon…

After a thorough perusal of all the coins, I think my favorite is Connecticut….

I just love that tree! I’m considering stenciling it on my living room wall.
Because I have this thing for skulls, I think Montana is pretty cool too.

I haven’t had a contest in a while, so I’m giving away one of the map binders like mine (well…it will be fairly close to mine as I’m having a hard time finding the exact match). If you’d like to be in the running to get one of these cool maps, leave me a comment telling me which state quarter is your favorite. If you don’t have a favorite, just make it up….I won’t know the difference. If you want to link to this contest via facebook, twitter, or your own blog site, just let me know that you’ve done that, and I’ll enter you once for however many times you blabbed. The contest will end Friday at 8pm Eastern, and I’ll announce the winner sometime over the weekend. (Continental US entries only….sorry!)
Oh, and the quarters are NOT included. I wouldn’t want to rob you the experience of collecting your own!
We have a winner!
But first, allow me to thank you all for entering my first “The Pirate Mom Dot Com” contest. Thanks for posting the contest on your Facebook pages and blogs. Thanks for all the encouraging comments. I was pleased and gratified that so many of you wanted a copy of this book. Some even let me know that they didn’t enter, but went straight to the website and ordered a copy. I hope that all of you losers out there go and buy your own copies of this worthwhile book. Wait….that didn’t come out just right….but I think you know what I mean.
Okay, so now onto business….

Many of you were allowed two entries since you posted about the contest elsewhere, so I thought that the folded-paper-in-the-hat-method would work the best.
Now, if you will please tilt your heads to the left, you can watch a brief video of the exciting drawing….
Please excuse the sideways video-shooting. I…ahem…did it on purpose like that for…ahem…visual interest.
Congratulations, Corey! Please send me your mailing address at kellie@thepiratemom.com , and I’ll send your book out very shortly.

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