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My First-Ever Blog Post

Over the weekend,  Arby, a fellow home schooling blogger, tagged me with a meme to repost your first blog entry.  I cringed a little when I got this request.  “Ewwww,” I thought.  “I don’t want to post that.”

You see, when I first set up my blog, Hilltop Academy, I didn’t really know what a blog was.  A few people had told me that I should blog, but I had never read any blogs and just wasn’t very clear on the concept of them.  So, my first post, I thought, was probably pretty lame.

This morning I hopped over there and read it, and I was right.  It was lame.  But, for what it’s worth, I’m posting it here.  Go ahead then.  Read it.  Laugh if you want.  Snicker at my humble, pitiful beginnings.  I did…not that I’ve risen on the tide of blogging greatness or anything in the past four years.  No, my friends…just last week, if you’ll remember, I posted about my lack of a watch battery.

Clearly, I still don’t have a great handle on what blogging is or can be.  Oh well.  It’s my hobby, and I can be a loser with it if I want to.

Here ya’ go…July, 28, 2006…

“I Really Don’t Know How to Proficiently Use a Computer…”

I have just spent more than an hour trying to figure out how to make a custom blog page.  I have googled everything from backgrounds to something called a ‘skin.’ (and let me just say I was not comfortable searching for that particular word….however paired with ‘blog’, it’s apparently harmless.)  I right-clicked.  I left-clicked.  I pasted.  I copied.  However, I still have one of the templates that is offered free from this site because I am obviously technologically challenged.  So I still have my slightly bizarre coffee cup.  Actually, I like it nearly as well as anything I found in all my searchings, and it definitely suits me better than most of the things that are out there.  I wish there was a site that offered free, grown-up web skins…or whatever they’re called.  I have looked at more close-ups of Ashlee Simpson pouting on a fluorescent purple background than I care to recall.

 

I have tried to blog before, but I had no real direction or purpose in it.  To be honest, I am much more comfortable with pen and paper.  When I saw this site for homeschooling bloggers, however, something struck a chord with me.  We are a unique community of people, and I usually have an immediate sense of commradity with those who walk this road.  So I thought I would try this forum.  I usually have plenty to brag or bellyache about when it comes to my kids and our educational endeavors.  I will never be voted “The Most Disciplined” or “Most Likely to Stick With Something”, so we’ll see how this goes.  But the desire to do this is flickering in my being, so I guess that’s a start.

 

We are beginning our 2006-2007 school year in a week, so I will have plenty to discuss soon I’m sure.  Now whether I have the time to discuss them remains to be seen.  So, I’ll chat with you later….maybe…..

Oh my…it is an absolute wonder that I have any readers at all.  Sheesh.

And do you know what is pathetic?  I STILL don’t know how to customize my blog.

The Good Toy: Smart Globe

A few years ago I bought a Smart Globe for Bonny Annie and Dirty Harry for Christmas.  To be honest, they weren’t jumping out of their PJs that morning with excitement.  But since then, it has been a fun (and educational!) addition to our home.  We have used it.  A lot.

Basically, at face value, the Smart Globe is just a globe.  You don’t have to turn it on to use it.

We keep ours near our school area.  This allows us to quickly reference the globe.  We might be reading a story and come across the Canary Islands for instance.  The kids can quickly get a visual for where they are in the world, and thus have a better understanding of our lesson that day.

The fun of the Smart Globe begins, however, when you turn it on.  It comes with an attached electronic pen…

(…and yes, I know my Smart Globe needs to be dusted.  Dont’ judge me.)

Your child uses the pen to point out places of interest on the globe…

…and they can also interact with this little keypad, to learn all sorts of things about a particular country or continent…

One of Dirty Harry’s favorite activities is to listen to the various national anthems.  Unfortunately, China’s cracks him up for some reason.  He will play it over and over laughing hysterically.  I’ve had to ban him from listening to China’s national anthem.  He wasn’t allowed to watch the last summer Olympics because of his weird sense of humor.  Just kidding.

The Smart Globe also has a pull-out tray for US Geography.  The tray also interacts with the pen.

Dirty Harry also likes the games.  His favorite is a hunt-and-find timed game.  The Smart Globe will name a state or country, depending on which mode you have set, and the child finds and touches it with the pen.  They have a certain amount of time to find as many as they can.  Here’s a little thirty second demo of that particular game…

 

Okay, so we need to work on Louisiana a little bit.

I bought our globe at Costco, but here is the official site:  http://www.smarthome.com/19381/Smart-Globe/p.aspx

It looks like you can also find it on Amazon and other sites as well.

The Smart Globe is a good toy and would be a great addition to your home, whether you home school or not!

My Watch

I am a religious watch-wearer.

I like to know the time.  I don’t like to be late for things.  I don’t really like for other people to be late for things either, but when I’m late, it does funky things to my blood pressure and my palms start to sweat and I think my left eye might twitch a little.  It’s just the way I am.  I’m timely.

So, I’ve always worn a watch.  Even to bed.  I like to know what time it is if I wake up in the middle of the night.

I think I’ve worn a watch like this ever since my birthday, during my senior year of high school.  My grandma bought me a really nice one that had little diamond chips on it, and I wore it for years.

When that one went out of style, some time towards the end of my college years, I just bought a cheap $20 or so  model from the Wal-Mart jewelry department, and I wore it until the battery went dead.  Then I went and picked out a new one for another $20 or so, and I continued in this pattern until just a year or so ago.

My battery on my current watch died, so I went to Target and browsed the cheap watches.  Big D was with me, and he encouraged me to buy a nicer watch.  I explained my watch-buying habits to him.  He thought it was ridiculous.  “Just buy a nicer watch and then pay $5 to get the battery replaced,” he says.

I didn’t wanna.  I think I whined.  But then Big D found the above Timex watch.  It was on clearance.  It was still a good deal more than my usual $20, but I had some birthday money left over, so I bought the watch.

I wore it for a little over a year, and then the battery died.  I took it off and placed it on my dresser, and that’s where it has been for the past few months.  I cannot for the life of me remember to replace the battery.  And I also cannot justify buying a cheap watch since I own that one.

So I am now watchless.  For the first several days I felt positively naked, which was an unpleasant feeling, especially if I happened to be in the grocery store or at a baseball game or just driving down the street.  But I’ve now gotten over it.  I’m actually learning to use my cell phone…if I can find it…as a time piece.

Why am I sharing this?  I have absolutely no idea.  It’s just what’s on my mind today, I guess.  It was either this or the lyrics to “Every Rose Has a Thorn” because Bret Michaels has been on my mind a lot too, and that hasn’t happened since about 1987. 

Maybe someday, I just might remember to get a new battery for my watch.

But probably not.

What BASEBALL Means to Us: Dirty Birds, Among Other Things

Yes, baseball means a lot of different things to me and my crew.

First of all, it means (and I’ve covered this one before) red dirt and grass stains on white pants because guess what a baseball diamond consists of?  Red dirt and grass.  And guess where your son (or daughter) will be most of the time?  Yes, in the dirt and grass.

It means that Big D is the assistant coach this year.  It means that you will see him less and less, that he will hibernate on baseball coaching sites, and that packages from UPS will be delivered almost daily to your doorstep containing practice tees and other coaching paraphernalia.  It means that you can’t call his cell phone while he’s at a practice because he won’t answer you, of if he does, he will have no idea what you’re saying to him.  It means that Dirty Harry is thrilled to have his dad as a coach.  It means that I’m extremely proud of him for sacrificing his time and energy to fill the gap…but that I still wish he’d pick up that darn phone!

It will mean that your teenage daughter just got a lot more bored.  She will need endless change and dollar bills for infinite trips to the concession stand.  She will need to have her cell phone charged so she can make lots of phone calls to her friends.  She will ask you about ten times in an hour and half if the game is almost over.  She will be flirted with by her brother’s teammates and friends, which will make you sick to your stomach and willing to comply with her requests to stay home.

It means that your child might pitch.  And subsequently that will mean that I, as a nervous wreck, will bite off all my nails (and I don’t bite my nails).  It means that I will drink a shot of whiskey (and I don’t drink whiskey).  It means that I will go to the parking lot to smoke a cigarette (and I don’t smoke).  It means that I will retreat to my van and eat a whole box of Little Debbie Swiss Cake Rolls (okay…I’ve been known to eat a few of those).

It means that I have to carry a twenty pound sack of taters on my back.  It means that he will cry and fuss a lot.  It means he will appeal to total strangers in the stands to free him.  It means that he will want ice water and Cheerios on demand.  It means he can’t have it because I’m not made of rubber, and I can’t reach him.  It means he’ll throw a tantrum, banging his head against my back.  It means I take him out of the carrier and hand him over to the bored teenager, killing two birds with one stone.

And speaking of birds, I never would have guessed that baseball would mean that we would have dirty birds.  But it does.  Because Big D and Dirty Harry…those stinkers!…broke my birdbath while playing catch in the backyard.  Dirty Harry threw the ball.  Big D missed it.  And my birdbath, which used to belong to my grandmother, was smashed in the process.

I’m proud of him and his strong arm, but that is ridiculous.

Don’t you just love baseball season?  I do.  I really do.

Jack-Slapped

I think we’ve established here on The Pirate Mom Dot Com that Cap’n Jack Henry is pretty cute.

And he’s sweet.  And he does funny things.  And all in all, he’s been a fairly good, easy baby.

But in order to maintain integrity here on this blog, it’s only fair to let you know that the Cap’n has another side.  A more sinister side.  It’s sad but true.

 

For the record, we are trying to break that habit.  It has caused some uncomfortable situations.  He did this, not once but twice, to the kids’ TaeKwonDo instructor’s wife.  Mrs. Rodgers, if you’re reading this as you occasionally do, again, I’m VERY sorry for that incident.  So far, he’s only slapped people that he truly likes and greatly admires.

While, I did stop the taping to give him some baby discipline, one has to ask, “Did Bonny Annie deserve that?”.  She is thirteen years-old, and that’s all I’m going to say about that.

My Life on a White Board

I came to the realization the other day that if anyone ever wanted to write my biography that they would have a difficult time with the details because every week I wipe all of their research material off with Windex.

Not that anyone would want to write my biography.  Because it would be boring.  Really, really boring. 

But isn’t that ridiculous though?  The calendar above?  What you’re looking at is the month of April.  What you’re looking at is chaos, color-coded chaos.

And don’t let the color-codedness fool you into thinking I’m organized.  I’m a hot mess most of the time.

This calendar and all of its demands is the reason that I wake up every morning and can’t remember what day it is or even who I am half the time.

It is the reason I go to the grocery store and come home with two boxes of gourmet brownie mix and realize that I forgot sliced cheese and Q-tips.

It is the reason I have had a particular Netflix movie in my home for 22 days and can’t find time to watch it.

It is the reason that some days I forget to eat lunch until it’s 4:30, and my stomach growls a reminder to me.

It is the reason that I don’t have any close friends.

It is the reason that my children ask me questions that I don’t really hear, and I give them answers that don’t really make sense.

It is the reason that the gas gauge in my van is always below the 1/2 mark.

It is the reason I buy Extra-Strength Tylenol and take them like vitamins.

It is the reason I can’t remember names anymore.

It is the reason that it takes me two years to read through the Bible.

It is the reason that I have only completed six pages in Jack Henry’s baby book.

It is the reason that I don’t even know what my own abbreviations on this calendar mean anymore.

A-HG @ McL-7?  Seriously?!  I have no clue.  Kilroy?  Who/what is Kilroy?  TKD…Take kids down?  Train kids daily?  Treat Kellie’s delusions?  Help…somebody help me!!!

Yes, my life is crazy.  I have a lot to do.  I have a lot of places to be.  But do you know what else it all means?

It means that I am blessed with a talented, productive family.

It means that God will give me the strength to do what He’s called me to do.

It means that we have a lot of fun.

It means that there are six week-old fast food french fries stuffed into the seats of my car.

It means that I better cut this blog post short because I’m sure I probably have somewhere I need to be…

Get Your Togas Ready…It’s a Yoplait Greek Yogurt Giveaway!

Toga!  Toga!

Yoplait recently contacted me with an opportunity to host a giveaway here on my site.  Me…The Pirate Mom…not the Goddess Mom…not the Pegasus Mom…not the Mount Olympus Mom…not even the I-Look-Good-in-Gladiator-Sandals-and-a-Toga Mom.  I was beyond flattered.

Basically, the first 50 readers (do I even have 50 readers???) to sign up below, will receive a coupon for a free container of the new Yoplait Greek yogurt.  Trust me on this one….it’s goooooood!  It is thick and creamy, and it contains 12 grams of protein, which is twice that of the leading yogurt.  And it gets even better….it has ZERO grams of fat, a healthy dose of vitamins A and D and comes in four delicious flavors:  plain, strawberry, blueberry, and my personal favorite, honey vanilla!

I know all of this because the representative overnighted me a little cooler with samples of each kind.  Yes, overnighted.  Yes, yogurt.  It was surreal…and amazingly cold.

I don’t think anything has ever been overnighted to me, let alone four containers of yogurt.  But, oh man…were they good!  I plowed through them over the weekend, and I definitely plan to add this product to my regular grocery list.

And guess what?  Even your dog will like it…

So, enter below, and if you’re one of the first fifty, you can receive a coupon to try one too.  Bonus:  You can also watch exclusive behind-the-scenes clips from the new movie Clash of the Titans, which opens tomorrow, April 2nd!  I have been very excited about this movie because the one that came out in like 1981 with the cheesy special effects was one of my very favorite childhood films.  Big D and I are going to try to sneak away to see it this weekend!

(To receive your coupon, you must click the “Try it Free” button and enter your info.  You will receive your coupon from Yoplait…not me.  Thanks.)

Feel free to share this with your friends via facebook, twitter, e-mail or carrier pigeon. (I noticed the link that is included for my site above takes you back to my Julie and Julia movie review.  I’m not sure why, but if you use that medium to share, you can edit to just take them to this site:   www.thepiratemom.com ….thanks!)

Okay…you can put your toga away now.  No need to get carried away….

Jumpstart.com Winner!

We have a winner!  Drumroll, please….

So there you have it!  My long-time blogging buddy, Jenn4him is the deserving winner!  Congratulations!

Thanks to all for playing!  Jumpstart….it’s good stuff!

Jumpstart.com, A Review and a Giveaway

Chances are, if you are a parent of preschool to elementary school kids, then you have probably heard of Jump Start.  They are the makers of high quality, educational computer software for children.  Their software is colorful, engaging and easy to use.  My kids have used the software a lot over the years.  They thought they were just playing computer games, but I knew, because it was JumpStart, they were actually learning something too. (Insert evil laugh here.)

So, when I was contacted by a JumpStart representative, to use and review the new virtual website they had developed, I jumped at the chance (pun intended).  Jumpstart.com is a colorful world of games, adventures, and quests geared for preschool and elementary school kids.  Of my children, Dirty Harry was the right age, so I signed him up and let him loose on the site.

First, your child will create a Jumpee, a virtual character that will represent them on the screen.  They can make it look like themselves or be as creative with their look as they see fit.  When their character is dressed and named, they can then set out on their educational adventure.  Right now, the site has four different worlds that paid members can enjoy, according to their ages.  Inside the worlds, there are almost limitless games and activities for your child to experience.  And trust me…he will think he is just sitting down to play some video games, but JumpStart has made sure that almost every activity has an educational twist that will enhance their language or math skills in some way.

As your child plays, they will earn coins to spend.  They can use these to buy more stuff for their Jumpee, decorate a virtual room, or adopt a virtual pet.  They can also interact with other Jumpee characters, but in a very limited and safe way.  Jumpstart has made sure that none of your or your child’s personal information can be shared.

Anyone can try Jumpstart for free.  They have a few activities set up that can be tried out, just by creating a free account.  When you become a paid member, however, you and all the children in your family have access to all the worlds and benefits of the site.  You also get a bonus of four complete downloadable computer software packages as well as access to all the parent areas on the site.

I also enjoyed the associated blog:  http://blog.jumpstart.com/  It gives even more detailed information about the site, as well as informing you about any new features that your family can enjoy.

***Giveaway Information***

Jumpstart is kind enough to offer one of my readers a complimentary three-month membership, which is about a $25 value!  All you have to do is leave a comment for me on this post, and tell me that you’re interested in being entered in the drawing.  If you’d like to spread the word about the contest, I’ll give you an extra entry for every time you do that.  You can post on facebook, stumble, twitter, your blog…whatever…just let me know, so I can stick your name in the hat the correct number of times.  I will close the contest and announce the winner on Monday, March 29.

Now, have fun by going to check out that site…. http://www.jumpstart.com!  And tell them The Pirate Mom sent ya’!

The Pirate’s Plunder, February 2010

Yes, I know that it is March 23, and that I’m just now posting about my savings adventures of a month ago.  Sorry.  Trying to find the time to blog lately has been an Olympic event…one in which I’m not medaling.

Okay, so February.  For the month of February I spent a grand total of $391.07 at the grocery stores.  This includes almost everything:  food, snacks, dog food, toiletries, paper and plastics, diapers, etc.  Big D does occasionally stop by the store for me to pick up staple items like milk and bread, and that total doesn’t include his expenditures, so I guess our total is probably about $20 or so dollars more.  Still…not bad for a family of five.  My savings for the month of February totals $312.20.  I achieve this by buying mostly sales items and using coupons.  I’m finding that I’ve been able to save at least about $100 a paycheck…sometimes even more! 

Recently I set up a savings account and have been transferring some of my savings there towards the end of the pay period.  I’ve decided to save up for a new refrigerator, and I think, if I continue to work hard and be careful, that I’ll be able to purchase it sometime during the summer. 

My favorite deal of the month?  Well, it has nothing to do with groceries…

I’ve had a Cricut machine (an electric die cut machine used for paper crafting) for a few years now, but I rarely buy the cartridges because they generally range from about $80-$90!  But for a couple of weeks in February JoAnn’s craft store was selling them for the special price of $35!  It showed great restraint on my part not to buy two.  Or three.  Or four. New refrigerator?  Who needs a new refrigerator?  Just remember…if you are trying to cut corners in your budget, it’s important to not completely cut out the fun.  You can even find cheap(er) ways to splurge now and then.

I decided originally to post about my monthly savings to sort of boost my own morale and encourage me in my coupon clipping.  But I also thought some of you might be encouraged on your own paths of savings.  So, in that spirit, I’m going to post a plundering tip every month.  This month I want to tell you about coupon stacking.

Coupon stacking is when you use two coupons for the same product,  a store coupon and a manufacturer coupon.  Most stores will allow you to do this, but you might want to check at customer service first just to avoid confusion at the check-out.  By stacking coupons, you can enjoy a really deep savings.  I’ve done this before for sale items and gotten things for free or almost-free!

Manufacturer coupons are plentiful, but store coupons are a little trickier to come by.  First of all, make sure you are on your stores’ mailing lists.  Kroger, for instance, has their Plus Card system.  If you are in this system, then you should be receiving coupons from them in the mail every month or so.  Some are manufacturer coupons, but many will be store coupons.  Publix has some various clubs you can sign up for and receive store coupons.  I’m a member of the baby club and receive several store coupons every couple of months.  I’ve found that Target and Food Lion have several store coupons that can be printed out on-line.  It’s all a matter of investigating the different options that your various stores may have.  (Also, of note, Publix will accept competitor coupons, so you can stack another store’s coupons with a manufacturer coupon there, but they are the only store in my area that allows this.)

If you are unsure how to tell what kind of coupon you have, check by the expiration date.  Usually it is labeled there if it is store or manufacturer in nature.  Be careful about assuming it is a store coupon just because it might have the store’s label printed on it.  Some maufacturer coupon’s will collaborate with a certain store and allow this, but if it is labeled as a manufacturer coupon, then usually it cannot be stacked.

Let me know how you’re doing with your own plundering!


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