“You know, Mom,” Dirty Harry began the other day, “I think Jack Henry would have probably survived the Starving Time at Jamestown.”

“Really?  Why is that?”  I was expecting him to say that he thought his baby brother was going to grow up to be extra strong or brave or smart or something.

“Because he would have been one of the first ones to eat his leather shoes.  It would have probably been his idea.  He probably would have even liked it.”

I think he has a valid point…

At least Dirty Harry is listening to his history lessons.